The First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood or the Tarot Card Ace of Wands is given by clasping the right hands and placing the joint of the thumb directly over the first knuckle of the other person's hand.
This represents Heavenly Father's:
Holy Resurrected Penis
We give unto you the first token of the Aaronic priesthood. We desire all to receive it. All arise.
The name of this token is the New Name that was received in the washing and anointing ceremony.
Last edited by Shulem on Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:08 pm, edited 3 times in total.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
RockSlider wrote:It looks like three failures there. The finger is touching the shirt, its suppose to be touching the skin of the wrist.
Fail, illegal entry attempt, alarms are buzzing the angel of death has been summoned, haul these poor buggers off!
The protruding finger (symbolizing the nail) is indeed over the seam of the cuff. Perhaps that's a gesture from the sister giving the token that she wants the male temple worker behind the veil to ____ her?
"This is the name of the token: Health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in the PENIS be upon me and in your VAGINA through all generations of time and throughout all eternity."
PS. I've gone through the entire thread and have made a lot of changes to include new pictures and captions. I trust Shades will approve/allow. Scroll down page 1 and you'll get the idea. Lot's of changes throughout the thread in order to further mock the CULT temple rituals which Smith stole from the Masons.
Shulem wrote:[i]PS. I've gone through the entire thread and have made a lot of changes to include new pictures and captions. I trust Shades will approve/allow.
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Wow. Your edits and posts just on the first page are quite...disturbing.
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Shulem wrote: The protruding finger (symbolizing the nail) is indeed over the seam of the cuff. Perhaps that's a gesture from the sister giving the token that she wants the male temple worker behind the veil to ____ her?
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Oh, how utterly CREEPY! This deserves an honorable mention from the sisters in the temple.
Temple Endowment Law of Obedience prior to 1990 wrote:ELOHIM: We will put the sisters under covenant to obey the law of Obedience to their husbands. Sisters, arise.
ELOHIM: Each of you bring your right arm to the square. You and each of you solemnly covenant and promise before God, angels, and these witnesses at this altar that you will each observe and keep the law of your husbands, and abide by his counsel in righteousness. Each of you bow your head and say "Yes."
SISTERS: Yes.
ELOHIM: That will do.
Sisters, you have been washed and anointed to become queens and priestesses to your husbands.
The sisters in the room will please veil their faces.
THE Mormon TEMPLE ENDOWMENT CEREMONY (1984 VERSION) wrote:
THE LAW OF CHASTITY ____
PETER: No one of you will have sexual intercourse except with your husband to whom you are legally and lawfully wedded.
PETER: Sisters please arise. Each of you bring your right arm to the square. You and each of you covenant and promise before God, angels, and these witnesses at this altar that you will observe and keep the Law of Chastity, as it has been explained to you. Each of you bow your head and say "yes."
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
For Halloween, I'll place my left hand in cupping shape and raise my right arm to the square -- so ____ the Aaronic Priesthood!
I, Satan, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
It's been a while since I looked at your work on the second token. Blowjob Jesus might be your best work yet.
"Religion is about providing human community in the guise of solving problems that don’t exist or failing to solve problems that do and seeking to reconcile these contradictions and conceal the failures in bogus explanations otherwise known as theology." - Kishkumen
Right. And now that a-hole Markk will compare us to the racists and Jew hating bigots. Markk, stay up in the Celestial kingdom with your "own kind".
A-hole.
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
cwald wrote:Right. And now that a-hole Markk will compare us to the racists and Jew hating bigots. Markk, stay up in the Celestial kingdom with your "own kind".
A-hole.
No, just folks hating on Mormons...am I missing one of the main objects of this board. If you want to deny it fine...there are many of "those kinds" here also you can hang with.
Don't take life so seriously in that " sooner or later we are just old men in funny clothes" "Tom 'T-Bone' Wolk"