Elder Jeffrey R Holland, woof woof! Down boy.
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Elder Jeffrey R Holland, woof woof! Down boy.
I'm filled with righteous indignation.
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
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Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
I love it when he shakes his jowls. 
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
Maksutov wrote:I love it when he shakes his jowls.
"I'm no dodo" Holland, and "I'm no crook" tricky Dick. More in common that just Republicanism.
David Hume: "---Mistakes in philosophy are merely ridiculous, those in religion are dangerous."
DrW: "Mistakes in science are learning opportunities and are eventually corrected."
DrW: "Mistakes in science are learning opportunities and are eventually corrected."
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
Woof! Woof! Woof woof!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
"Apostates are going to suffer and burn in hell."
Apostle, prophet, and DOG
BASTARD HOLLAND!
Apostle, prophet, and DOG
BASTARD HOLLAND!
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
Apostates will burn in hell!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
This guy is repressing on all six cylinders. He knows it is all BS, but he is too far in to come clean now.
I feel sorry for the sick bastard.
I feel sorry for the sick bastard.
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
I, Darth Holland solemnly covenant and swear that I will cut my own throat rather than deny the Book of Mormon.
Woof woof!
Woof woof!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
I, Jeffrey, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.
The name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is JEFFREY!
The name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is JEFFREY!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
Each of you make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square; the right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
Each of you make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square; the right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign.
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
Slit your own throat, Jeffrey, here in the temple! You're a ____ hound of hell now.
Perform the temple penalty and fulfill the oath you bastard.
Perform the temple penalty and fulfill the oath you bastard.
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
Elder Holland's testicles bear testimony to what hangs below his chin.
Hey Holland. FU! You piece of poop.
Hey Holland. FU! You piece of poop.
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
^ Okay, that is really funny. ^
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
A blast from the past from the Dog-Apostle of Mormonism.
Woof, woof!
Shulem converses with elder Holland about Facsimile No. 3!!!
Woof, woof!
Shulem converses with elder Holland about Facsimile No. 3!!!
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
"The Elder Holland "bears his testicles" Christmas ornament. The perfect gift for that special person in your life."
"Jesus gave us the gospel, but Satan invented church. It takes serious evil to formalize faith into something tedious and then pile guilt on anyone who doesn’t participate enthusiastically." - Robert Kirby
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. -- Henry Lawson
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Shulem
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
Dodo Holland
He's just a mean son of a ____
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Re: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
I, Dodo, covenant that I will never reveal the First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood with its accompanying name, sign and penalty. Rather than do so I would suffer my life to be taken.
Dodo Holland cut his own throat at the altar in the holy temple
Dodo Holland cut his own throat at the altar in the holy temple
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE