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From ''Dear Dr. Shades''

Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:47 pm
by Choyo Chagas
Jersey Girl wrote:...
or slay the dragons around here if I can't use their own words against them.
Jersey Girl

Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.
as elias and elijah - together, or appearing after each other (D&C 110)

The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what does exist. (in this case, think of BYU and you are near the reality - my addition...) Indeed, the banality of existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to discuss it any further here. The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, one might say, nonexistent, but each non-existed in an entirely different way. And then there were the imaginary dragons, and the a-, anti- and minus-dragons (colloquially termed nots, noughts and oughtn'ts by the experts), the minuses being the most interesting on account of the well-known dracological paradox: when two minuses hypercontiguate (an operation in the algebra of dragons corresponding roughly to simple multiplication), the product is 0.6 dragon, a real nonplusser.
this is a joke, but the best jokes are always sound as real truths

Jersey Girl wrote:What should I do? I'm desperate.
learn google search's functions! they are the winners

there are impotent search engines around:
1. this site: it doesn't work
2. LDS org: it is biased-distorted-deceptious