Tap tap tap *Squueeelllcchhh!!* is this thing on??

Post by **Polygamy Porter** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:08 am

Helloooo oooo ooo oo oo

Thanks a lot Shades for hooking my water and sewer back up to my mobile home here in Shady Acres!

"It ain't a home til' ya take the wheels off!"

So lemme test the language filters

____ ____ DAMN GOD ASS ASSHOLE ____ ____ GODDAMN Jesus Jesus H Christ HINCKLEY

Paul Osborne · Post by **Paul Osborne** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:05 pm

Porter,

You are going suffer for your sins.

Paul O

Post by **Jersey Girl** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:23 pm

FAIR Pseudo Mod: Mr. Osborne. While we appreciate your scholarly presence on this board, this board does not exist as your personal pulpit. Let your flames from here on out, be verbal. Should you fail to heed this warning we'll Q you so fast it'll make your head spin.

Paul Osborne · Post by **Paul Osborne** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:02 am

Jersey Girl wrote:FAIR Pseudo Mod: Mr. Osborne. While we appreciate your scholarly presence on this board, this board does not exist as your personal pulpit. Let your flames from here on out, be verbal. Should you fail to heed this warning we'll Q you so fast it'll make your head spin.

Shove it, girl. You don't scare me. I'll make this board my pulpit if I want to.

It sounds to me like you are just as bad as the moderators on FAIR - power hungry and anxious to flex your cyber muscles.

Go ahead and Q my posts.

Paul O

Post by **Negative** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:41 pm

Just an FYI, she is not a mod. She was just being sarcastic.

Paul Osborne · Post by **Paul Osborne** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:54 pm

Negative wrote:Just an FYI, she is not a mod. She was just being sarcastic.

Oh, well then, she can go to hell too.

Paul O

Post by **Jersey Girl** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:43 pm

Paul Osborne wrote:
Negative wrote:Just an FYI, she is not a mod. She was just being sarcastic.

Oh, well then, she can go to hell too.

Paul O

Pseudo FAIR Mod: Mr. Osborne. It appears that you fail to understand and accept your role here. Let me make this perfectly clear to you. It is not your role as poster to issue direction to Pseudo FAIR Admin. We are willing to give your above comments the benefit of the doubt. Assuming that your intent was to identify my ability to go to hell and not issue a directive to actual hell for my use. In the future you will kindly contain yourself or else risk your imminent descent into Q hell from which there is no return.

Paul Osborne · Post by **Paul Osborne** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:50 pm

Jersey, shove it where the sun doesn't shine. I will say whatever I want. There is nothing you can do about it.

Paul O

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:30 pm

Paul Osborne wrote:Jersey, shove it where the sun doesn't shine. I will say whatever I want. There is nothing you can do about it.

Paul O

Hey, Paul, did someone put vinegar in your corn flakes? ;)

Lighten up, sweetie!

Post by **Jersey Girl** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:43 pm

Paul Osborne wrote:Jersey, shove it where the sun doesn't shine. I will say whatever I want. There is nothing you can do about it.
Paul O

Precisely my point, Mr. Osborne. *Whoosh*

Jersey Girl

FAIR Pseudo Mod: Ms. Jersey Girl, we do not take kindly to posters who attempt to make "points" on this board. All posters found in violation of board protocol by making a "point" will be subject to one or more of the following penalities :

1. You will be verbally abused at will by one of our elite posters who will not be consequenced for their verbal abuse.

2. Your thread will be derailed by multiple posters in order to shift focus away from your "points".

3. You will be placed on the "Q"

4. Your thread will be locked down and you yourself prevented from posting while those who are in possession of admin privileges continue to post mockery to you and about you.

5. Should any of the above penalities be found undeserved, we will deny it at all cost, including the cost of our collective integrity.

Post by **Gazelam** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:53 pm

very funny jersey. lol

Post by **Jersey Girl** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:55 pm

Gazelam wrote:very funny jersey. lol

Hi Gazelam!

Could you possibly draw a map to help Mr. Osborne locate his sense of humor?

Jersey Girl
;-)

Post by **Bryan Inks** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:28 am

Jersey Girl wrote:
Gazelam wrote:very funny jersey. lol

Hi Gazelam!

Could you possibly draw a map to help Mr. Osborne locate his sense of humor?

Jersey Girl
;-)

As you can clearly see, Mr. Osborne's sense of humor can be located behind the couch.

Dontcha know that everything is found behind the couch?

Post by **Jersey Girl** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:31 am

Oh my gosh, Bryan! That was TOO funny!! Thanks! Off to look behind the couch...

Jersey Girl

Post by **Polygamy Porter** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:26 pm

Hey Paul,

I just saw a LIFE run behind the corner...

IF you hurry and catch it you might could GET A LIFE?

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Tap tap tap Squueeelllcchhh!! is this thing on??

Tap tap tap Squueeelllcchhh!! is this thing on??