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Brother Midgely having been commissioned of Jesus Christ,

I baptize you for and in behalf of Adolf Hitler, who is dead,

in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.

Amen.

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Shulem wrote:[MODERATOR NOTE: No overt temple content in the Terrestrial Forum.]


Oops. I apologize for that. It honestly slipped past me as I know better than that.

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:lol: Brother Hitler is a proud baker.

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Amore wrote::lol: Brother Hitler is a proud baker.

Well, he practiced being one in his mortal life, certainly.

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canpakes wrote:
Amore wrote::lol: Brother Hitler is a proud baker.

Well, he practiced being one in his mortal life, certainly.

OMFG, that is creepy but very true. He gassed and baked countless Jews. And what does he get for his reward? He gets to join The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on the other side of the veil.

STUPID ____ Mormons! Nazi lovers! The Mormons will do anything for a baptism.

Bottom line, if you want to spend eternity with Adolf Hitler all you have to do is join the Mormon church.

Hey, ____ you, Mormons!!

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Boyd KKK Packer and Hitler exchange tokens of the priesthood after a hard day's work of killing Jews.

My name is "Boyd".

My name is "Adolf".


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In the rear, SS Nazi commander Gordon Hinckley just got done gassing Jews and has come in to take a break and get a priesthood token.

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Each of you bow your head and say "yes."

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Heil Hitler!

Oh God, hear the words of our ____ mouths.


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President Russell NelSatan

1. Worships evil
2. Praises Hitler
3. Eats babies



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Jehovah commands me to eat a baby

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Oh, for Pete's sake. This is WAAAY too over-the-top, even for you.

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Shades, I think *this* is over the top:

Deut 28

47 Because thou servedst not the LORD thy God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things . . . .

49 The LORD shall bring a nation against thee . . . .

53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege . . . .

55 So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat . . . .

57 And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them . . . .

Shulem was just poking a little fun but Jealous-Jehovah (JJ) doesn't joke.

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