Someday, I'll get a body. I'll be fully equipped.
Father told me that my penis will be at least as big as his.
I'm looking forward to having sex. Yippee!

I'm going to have a penis
Newsroom.ChurchofJesusChrist.org wrote:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints expresses gratitude for services rendered by the Third Member of the Godhead, The Holy Ghost.
It is the pleasure of the Father and Son to announce that the Holy Ghost is being called to serve a mission in a yonder world and receive a body of flesh and bone. The church recognizes that The Holy Ghost requires eternal companions to fulfill the law of celestial marriage as revealed to Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. Single sisters who are interested in filling this calling may contact their local bishop or priesthood leader to submit an application and apply for a worthiness interview.
Male Attributes:
White, blonde hair, blue eyes, 6", uncut
SPG wrote:God the Father = Infinite Ideals and possibilities.
SPG wrote:I can imagine that out of 50,000 Googleplex of ideas, only a handful might actually be functional
Shulem wrote:SPG wrote:God the Father = Infinite Ideals and possibilities.
That's a reasonable assertion in expressing the concept of a universal consciousness whereby we are all part of a cosmic mind wherein we are points of consciousness in the universal mind. Contrast that to Mormon Man-god as explained and expressed by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints whose brute physical body wants to drive a big Johnson up the holes of ovulating wives. Mormon Man-god is a ____ horny beast. He's a man dressed in a white sheet with a boner poking through. Step right up, Mormon Man-god wants to ____ a wife, yet again.
SPG wrote:We must all embrace the concepts of Christ and take him into our . . . . . how did you put it. . . . ovulating holes?
Almost every great human or great event had god woven into it.
SPG wrote:Most of the great leaders of the old world calmed they were sons of god.
Dr. Shades wrote:What the Hell does that even mean?
Which one(s), and how do you know?
SPG wrote:Most of the great leaders of the old world calmed they were sons of god.
Like who?
Mostly I see ex-Mormons learning to love what others are and rejecting what they were. Not a formula for success.
spg wrote:Someone I know might say, "losers."
Lemmie wrote:Mostly I see ex-Mormons learning to love what others are and rejecting what they were. Not a formula for success.
Wow. Do you read what you write?spg wrote:Someone I know might say, "losers."
But not you, right? Because that would be rude. It's better to be a passive-aggressive mental gymnast, so you can imply rude things but think you are maintaining deniability should someone call you on your lack of manners.
Res Ipsa wrote:SPG, I don’t recall your backstory. We’re you ever LDS.
SPG wrote:Res Ipsa wrote:SPG, I don’t recall your backstory. We’re you ever LDS.
No. I'm just Mormon. For one of the off-shoot cults
SPG wrote:Res Ipsa wrote:SPG, I don’t recall your backstory. We’re you ever LDS.
No. I'm just Mormon. For one of the off-shoot cults
Shulem wrote:But gawd, you're a piece of work.
SPG wrote:
Concepts of Christ as the groom, and his many brides has been taught for 2000 years. We are ALL HIS HOME PIECE. We must all embrace the concepts of Christ and take him into our . . . . . how did you put it. . . . ovulating holes?
cwald wrote:SPG wrote:
Concepts of Christ as the groom, and his many brides has been taught for 2000 years. We are ALL HIS HOME PIECE. We must all embrace the concepts of Christ and take him into our . . . . . how did you put it. . . . ovulating holes?