The Holy Prepuce

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The Holy Prepuce

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Where is it? Surely if the LDS church is really the restored church heavenly father would see to it that it would be gathered home to be protected in the church vaults.
Or did it disappear when Christ was resurrected? Does anyone know where it is? I couldn't find it on ebay.
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I had to google the word "prepuce." Glad I didn't do it on my work computer.

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Well, Jesus Christ.

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You do realize, I hope, that there are churches in North Africa that are built around this very relic?

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spotlight wrote:Where is it? Surely if the LDS church is really the restored church heavenly father would see to it that it would be gathered home to be protected in the church vaults.
Or did it disappear when Christ was resurrected? Does anyone know where it is? I couldn't find it on ebay.


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Reattached at the resurrection.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.

Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
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