How many wives can dance on the head of a pin?

Shulem wrote:Are their glorified penises exactly the same size or is one larger than the other? ... But what if Jesus's penis is bigger than his Father, what then?
Gadianton wrote:Shulem,
Your question is highly relevant and underscores a big problem with Mormon theology. Another way to express the same basic issue is the doctrine that God the Father was a savior on his planet. You can see the problem ten miles away. Jesus is less than the father, a little, but once he becomes a full God, then in a way, he's greater than the Father, and so (I think?) it was Brigham who revealed that the Father was no exalted garbage man, but himself a savior on his planet. But that only helps a little. In your analogy, what if the size difference is very small but yet real? Similarly, out there somewhere is a God who was the savior of his world, but whose own Father in heaven (while this God was in mortality) was also the savior of his own world. BUT -- what if your God the Father's father was a garbage man? Doesn't that mean that this other God (not to mention Jesus) is a little superior? And the people who live on that planet then are just a little more important than we are? Similarly, it was taught that our world is the most righteous and the most wicked out of all the other worlds our GTF created -- they don't even have their own Jesus! How envious they must be of us?
And so while Mormonism ignorantly claims to cast the creeds and scholasticism aside, we can see how Mormonism is maddened, without being enlightened, by the ontological argument. If it's possible to imagine a being greater in any attribute (such as in the way you suggest) then this being must be God. Mormons are in an impossible fork. If they say your question doesn't matter, then they must explain why so much care has been taken to ensure our God and Jesus are the most important of all the Gods and Jesuses out there.
Dantana wrote:Another minor head scratch is that exalted, flesh and bone bodies are conceiving, gestating and birthing spirit baby bodies. So, maybe exalted flesh and bone penises don't have dimensional requirements as spirit baby body semen delivery devises. And therefore aren't thought of as much as a benchmark of importance.
Amore wrote:One aspect I like - to some degree - about Catholicism and Mormonism, is the honor of Feminine figures & acknowledgement of a Heavenly Mother. I don’t consider myself feminist, but if it’s true that “as above, so below” and if God is (in part) Creative Intelligence - then that involves BOTH masculine and feminine principles. Yin and Yang. At first, it was taught that the dove, “Sophia” represented the Holy Ghost and was the feminine aspect of Deity.
Maksutov wrote:Do resurrected women have their hymens restored? What about men's hair and circumcised foreskins? Truly, these are the mysteries of the Plan of Salvation.
Shulem wrote:The thread got booted down to the telestial for no apparent reason. What a shame.
![]()
cwald wrote:Release the Kraken!
Alma in The Book of Mormon wrote:The soul shall be restored to the body, and the body to the soul; yea, and every limb and joint shall be restored to its body; yea, even a hair of the head shall not be lost; but all things shall be restored to their proper and perfect frame and all males born on even days will have their foreskins restored but those born on odd days will not have their foreskins restored like unto it was before they were cut.
And now, my son, this is the restoration of which has been spoken by the mouths of the prophets shall surely come to pass but your penis will ever remain cut in shame and your foreskin lost forever because you were born on an odd day unlike your more righteous brother.
Shulem wrote:"My husband Elohim is off making another world. I'll disrobe if you'll ____ me"