From ''Sam Young's Excommunication Notice''

[Shulem]

Okay... Which policy? To what? Why? How will the new policy be effective? Why will it be effective? Whom will it protect and under what circumstances?

Are we protecting children during interviews only?

How will you ensure that whomever writes the new policy writes a policy that works? How will you ensure that whomever writes the policy is -incentivized- to write a policy that works?

Again: http://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?i ... type=CMSID

Rosebud, baby. Come here.

When's the last time you masturbated? You know what I mean. You tickled it, didn't you?

Tell Bishop Shulem and confess your deed.

[Rosebud]

Okay... Which policy? To what? Why? How will the new policy be effective? Why will it be effective? Whom will it protect and under what circumstances?

Are we protecting children during interviews only?

How will you ensure that whomever writes the new policy writes a policy that works? How will you ensure that whomever writes the policy is -incentivized- to write a policy that works?

Again: http://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?i ... type=CMSID

Rosebud, baby. Come here.

When's the last time you masturbated? You know what I mean. You tickled it, didn't you?

Tell Bishop Shulem and confess your deed.

Quoted

[Shulem]

edit: oops, the intention was to quote the above. One more try.

Come on baby, you know you can do it. Take your time. No rush. You're just too excited. Bishop Shulem will help you.

I can understand that you might feel unworthy to discuss these matters with me.

[Rosebud]

edit: oops, the intention was to quote the above. One more try.

Come on baby, you know you can do it. Take your time. No rush. You're just too excited. Bishop Shulem will help you.

I can understand that you might feel unworthy to discuss these matters with me.

[Shulem]

Rosebud,

The Spirit of the Lord is grieved. You've not lived up to your covenants.

I'll take your temple recommend, please. Let's discuss this next week after you've had some time to pray about it submit yourself to the Lord's will.

[Dr. Shades]

[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, do not creep on anyone in the Terrestrial Forum.]

[Shulem]

[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, do not creep on anyone in the Terrestrial Forum.]

I completely understand and agree -- I also appreciate the effort it took to split the thread and deal with the complaint from Rosebud.

BUT, I did it for a reason, obviously, because I couldn't resist the opportunity to demonstrate how creeping has been taking place in the offices of Mormon bishops for a very long time and completely uncontested. But now all that is changing thanks to Sam Young and his grass roots movement. Certainly if creeping isn't allowed in the terrestrial forum it shouldn't be allowed in a bishop's office where children, moreover especially teens, and adults are harassed by bishops regarding their personal sexual lives and their experiences with masturbation. The disgusting sexually explicit questions that Sam Young has published are absolutely creepy and need to stop.

You booted my posts from the terrestrial to the telestial and rightfully so. I'd like to see the judicial government and law enforcement boot sexually explicit questions posed to children from the bishop's office.

[Dr. Shades]

BUT, I did it for a reason, obviously, because I couldn't resist the opportunity to demonstrate how creeping has been taking place in the offices of Mormon bishops for a very long time and completely uncontested.

Thanks for the demonstration; I'm sure many of the readers here were entirely unaware that that's been going on.

The next time you wish to demonstrate "creeping," please do so in the Telestial Forum only.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Is it really creeping when an openly Gay man teases woman about masturbation?

- Doc

[cwald]

Shulem, I picked up the irony of your creepy post immediately. Well done...effective demonstration and summary of the problem at the heart of the thread.

[Shulem]

Shulem, I picked up the irony of your creepy post immediately. Well done...effective demonstration and summary of the problem at the heart of the thread.

Thanks, and good!

I'm always trying to think outside the box and get myself and others to look at things in a different light and in new ways. That's kind of how I am. Sometimes pressing the alarm button and making flashing lights and horns go off gets people's attention.

I get the feeling that Rosebud baby is a touchy little thing, rather sensitive, and yet highly intelligent. I'm sure she's a wonderful person. I just wish she had picked up on or accepted a mixture of humor and satire coupled with serious intent in realizing I was only making a point from a different point of view.

[Shulem]

Is it really creeping when an openly Gay man teases woman about masturbation?

- Doc

Well, it's still "creeping" no matter how you look at it but it's good creeping and in a fun way. Everyone should be able to laugh a little and not get their panties all in a bind. Rosebud was (that name makes me laugh -- makes me think of a vagina or something) was quick to quote and probably quicker to report. That's probably her nature and she's quick to protect herself because she may feel vulnerable or threatened. But hey man, women are the weaker sex, except for Jersey Girl, she's one tough broad!

ha ha ha ha ha

[Dr. Shades]

Well, it's still "creeping" no matter how you look at it but it's good creeping and in a fun way.

Remember, in polite society, the target of the creeping is the one who gets to determine whether it's "good" or "fun."

[Shulem]

Well, it's still "creeping" no matter how you look at it but it's good creeping and in a fun way.

Remember, in polite society, the target of the creeping is the one who gets to determine whether it's "good" or "fun."

The thing about me is sometimes I love being polite and considerate and other times I love being a rude asshole. It's interesting to visit the extremes and see how things go and move about. The experiences are priceless.

[Dr. Shades]

The thing about me is sometimes I love being polite and considerate and other times I love being a rude asshole.

Please be a rude asshole in the Telestial Forum only.

[cwald]

Please be a rude asshole in the Telestial Forum only.

Right. The thing is, I wish all these discussions would simple move down here to Telestial because having to post using Terrestial guidelines really restricts my ability to communicate sometimes.

Release the Kraken I say!