Dr. Shades wrote:Why are you so obsessed with the anus?
I'm glad you asked that question, Dr. Shades. It may well seem that I am obsessed with this particular topic -- but not so much with the anus, per se, rather with a logical answer leading from the question. Here's the thing: We know that the church officially teaches that Elohim has a body of flesh and bones. That's a standard proclamation given by the church. We also know what the Book of Mormon teaches regarding bodily resurrection. Bearing these matters in mind we can step forward boldly, collectively or independently, and ask the church to clarify this matter by making a statement to this effect: Yes, God has an anus.
This statement in itself would prevent billions of people from ever joining the cult Mormonism and embracing its silly idea of the Man-God. A billion Chinese will never join the church if they heard this kind of nonsense. Same goes for a billion Indians. This concept in itself is a deal killer for practically every reasonable thinker contemplating joining a new religion. They simply are not going to join Mormonism if it teaches that the Infinite God of the universe has a an anus. Plus, it leaves the general membership of the church having to apologize to themselves that God has an ass because it's not a comfortable concept by any stretch of the imagination. They may take God's ass and their Mormon testimonies to the grave. But the rest of the world is not going to get a testimony of the restoration hinging on the idea of God having an anus. The damage against the church in this regard is serious and resolute in no uncertain terms. The whole world needs to know this Mormon concept. It's not something the Mormons can say, "We don't know" or "It hasn't been revealed" -- no, this cannot be. The Mormons are stuck with Elohim having an ass and that includes a hole. See how the world won't like that!
Anyway, that's why I'm obsessed with the question because I know where the answer logically concludes. Thank you for allowing the above semi-nude photo to stand. It's not so much nudity or crudeness that I was hoping to present but rather a powerful image of the concept I am trying to portray in this thread. The topic or subject matter of this thread is not something that most people find appealing but the answer to the question is just as important, wouldn't you say?