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Magic Mormon underwear

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Welcome! Come on in and see what nasty Mormons do.


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Sisters, each of you have been washed and anointed in the name of Mormon Jesus to spread your legs and arms at the Mormon temple altar and receive the tokens -- receive them in deep affection. Oh baby.

Sisters, you may remove your aprons, drop your dresses, rub your cracks, and give the sign of the priesthood with your fingers and thumbs.

Rub Jesus' belly by the power of the priesthood! Let the ____ Horny Ghost come forth and rub your belly and give you tokens and signs.


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Brethren, we welcome you to the temple and hope you'll find joy in the house of the Lord. Remove your garments and drop them to the floor. Utter the sacred names of the holy priesthood in vain -- "O God hear the words of my ____ mouth!!!" And now, brethren, take the finger of the first token of the Melchizedek priesthood and stick it where the sun don't shine. Bend over, Heavenly Father. Receive the token.

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Boyd KKK Packer defiles himself

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Boyd! Boyd, where art thou?

I heard thy voice and hid myself, because I was masturbating.

Who told thee how to masturbate?


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Boyd ____ a goat.

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Rest assured I have been coming down to your Kingdom and visiting. Good stuff.
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cwald wrote:Rest assured I have been coming down to your Kingdom and visiting. Good stuff.



Thanks for visiting and getting a dose of real good anti-Mormon hate. :lol:

It gets lonely down here. Sometimes I start to talk to myself. All those self righteous ____ up there need to come down to this board and get a little nasty. That's what the bottom kingdom is for.

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Shulem wrote:
cwald wrote:Rest assured I have been coming down to your Kingdom and visiting. Good stuff.



Thanks for visiting and getting a dose of real good anti-Mormon hate. :lol:

It gets lonely down here. Sometimes I start to talk to myself. All those self righteous f*****s up there need to come down to this board and get a little nasty. That's what the bottom kingdom is for.

:lol:


Indeed. Indeed.

Are you permanently banned down here... or can you progress over time with "good behavior?"
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cwald wrote:
Are you permanently banned down here... or can you progress over time with "good behavior?"


Shades hates my ____ guts. I'm down here forever. But it's not so bad being down here. Hell, I have the whole place to myself to dance about like a loony tune and shout praises to the ____ God of the bible -- reminding him of how much of a dumb ____ he is. I wonder what Heavenly Father looks like naked? Hmmm. Supposedly it is rumored that he has an extra godlike sized penis.

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Ahhhh.

I do enjoy my visits down here.
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Shulem wrote:
cwald wrote:Rest assured I have been coming down to your Kingdom and visiting. Good stuff.



Thanks for visiting and getting a dose of real good anti-Mormon hate. :lol:

It gets lonely down here. Sometimes I start to talk to myself. All those self righteous f*****s up there need to come down to this board and get a little nasty. That's what the bottom kingdom is for.

:lol:


"Bottom kingdom" :lol:

Although I suppose that may only be considered funny in Her Majesty's colonies.

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Maybe it's time to repent and go back to church so I can get my hands on one of these hot Mormon boys doing their thing at the temple altar. Okay, I repent. I want a piece of this ass. :lol:

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Okay you ____ Mormons, put on your sacred undies and pinch your markings in the name of the Lord! Mark of the ____ square and mark of the ____ compass! Exactness and honor in breaking your covenants this day and laughing in the face of Mormon Jesus and crucifying the holy ghost to the nearest ghostly tree.

Pay Lay Ale! Nail it in the wrist for poor Mormon Jesus. Then slit your throat rather than reveal the name and the sign of the ____ token of Joe Smith's priesthood. (Joseph Smith having sex with a 14 year old girl)

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Brethren, put on your holy Mormon underwear and squeeze your partner! Too bad the holy ghost can't do this! The ____ ghost of God doesn't have a body! He can't give God's holy-ass handshakes.

Now, let us commit blasphemy against the holy ghost and crucify him!

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Crucify the ghost of God while resurrected Cain rapes Heavenly Mother!

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It is good for me to come down here from time to time to get a perspective on things.

I can't believe I wasted all those years and all that money in the Morg.

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sunstoned wrote:It is good for me to come down here from time to time to get a perspective on things.

I can't believe I wasted all those years and all that money in the Morg.


Yes, it's good to see things through the telestial perspective and to mock the Mormon religion and expose the dirty lies it produces as it ____ merrily down the road it walks, thus the Mormon dirt church leaves a trail of filth where ever it goes.

I say this in the name of Jesus ____ Christ, Amen.

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Rub my magic Masonic marking, you know, the ____ compass which leads to ultimate pleasure. Reach your hand through the hole in the veil and give it to me! Through the veil!

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I reveal my tokens and signs of the holy priesthood!

Would you like to rub my Masonic markings? Come on, rub a Mormon apostle and feel the power of the Spirit.

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No. Not Urchtdorf! He is one of the gods guys.
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cwald wrote:No. Not Urchtdorf! He is one of the gods guys.



Brethren and sisters of the holy temple,

Place your right hand on the compass and your left hand on the square and rub until you feel a sensation that makes you want to remove your holy garment and do something far greater!

Now, work on rubbing the mark of the navel, the little slit sewn into your garment over the belly button. Rub that mark until you start to feel excited and then you can remove the garment and toss the ugly piece of ____ on the floor where it belongs.

Rub, rub, rub some more!!! Now, you are free to do anything you want. You are instructed to remove your garment top and give the person to your right or left a hardy squeeze of the priesthood token of your choice.

Doesn't that feel good?

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____ off Mormons!

This video shows Mormon underwear in action!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbfgmorIGE

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Come on ye Mormons, put on your sacred/secret underwear and wear the power of the Masonic symbols!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEPv4VEeYUo

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