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1. A woman who embraces women labeling other women the “C” word and still considers herself as something close w moral character!

2. A woman (now questionable on all obvious accounts) who still embraces her character defined in #1 above without ever apologizing, even now.

3. A woman who is first to ignorantly accept fake news stories and gleefully supports such buzzfeed type and fake Indian stories without ever first engaging what ever cerebral brain cells remain from her “behind the keyboard & screen” life. All she needs is a small push from the equally accomplished EAllusion or KG!

4. A woman (see #2 above first) who attempts to convince the equally ultra ignorant here (and herself) that she really has a plethora of knowledge from her well rounded life when, in fact, has spent her entire life posting on this message.

FACT: Jersey Girl is averaging 11 posts per day here in the month of January and the month ain’t over yet!!

QUESTION: What is most neglected? Her dog or body? How can anyone spend that much time on a message board and have any self respect?

More to come......

Much Needed Parody!

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So you're a creepy stalker, eh? Not surprised! :lol: Oh, parody. Right. :biggrin:

Who else do you stalk when you aren't stalking Jersey, Bach? Looks like you have no life if you're constantly spying on others. Your compulsive perversity and pointless obsessions would be sad if they weren't so entertaining. :lol:
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Bach wrote:1. A woman who...still considers herself as something close w moral character!

Current list of BACH offenses:

54. Using Google translate to convert sentences from his native language, DOUCHE, into English and not asking a native English speaker to help refine the syntax.
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Maksutov wrote:So you're a creepy stalker, eh? Not surprised! :lol: Oh, parody. Right. :biggrin:

Who else do you stalk when you aren't stalking Jersey, Bach? Looks like you have no life if you're constantly spying on others. Your compulsive perversity and pointless obsessions would be sad if they weren't so entertaining. :lol:


Now now. He's just one among a few postere here who've completely lost their ____ and stalked others to score a rhetorical point. In fact, we all remember Bach being a victim of stalking himself. He's just doing what some MormonDiscussions.com posters have done, too.

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Gentlemen(?),

No wonder that Mat and Dr are first to come to rescue one of their own w 8 & 10 posts/day for the same period. But then much like Jersey Girl - not much else going on in your lives either. Reminds me of a bar in Terlingua Texas I once visited. A daily gathering of the same tired, un-ambitious few with nothing else going on in life but, finding comfort in the same! ( Think they even made an obscure cheap production of the group - so continue to hold together for that hope for fame! “Shades’ Shadows?!?! Maybe!)

If you have the maturity to address the specific “numbered points” and facts I articulated in my op, perhaps a conversation is possible. Hell, even bring in the star player.

And much like that bar in Terlingua, don’t worry about Shades shutting down this thread for his loyalty to those living here and against those who are from the outside. Hell, Shades provides all the facts and history I’ve referred to with his numbers. The only shutdown that can possibly take place has already happened in your own lives as demonstrated by your sorry ass sitting on the same stool, doing the same sorry ass thing every day and posting from that bar in Terlingua!

Spend 5 minutes from your keyboard and think, perhaps find life!!

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Bach wrote:Gentlemen(?),

No wonder that Mat and Dr are first to come to rescue one of their own w 8 & 10 posts/day for the same period. But then much like Jersey Girl - not much else going on in your lives either. Reminds me of a bar in Terlingua Texas I once visited. A daily gathering of the same tired, un-ambitious few with nothing else going on in life but, finding comfort in the same! ( Think they even made an obscure cheap production of the group - so continue to hold together for that hope for fame! “Shades’ Shadows?!?! Maybe!)

If you have the maturity to address the specific “numbered points” and facts I articulated in my op, perhaps a conversation is possible. Hell, even bring in the star player.

And much like that bar in Terlingua, don’t worry about Shades shutting down this thread for his loyalty to those living here and against those who are from the outside. Hell, Shades provides all the facts and history I’ve referred to with his numbers. The only shutdown that can possibly take place has already happened in your own lives as demonstrated by your sorry ass sitting on the same stool, doing the same sorry ass thing every day and posting from that bar in Terlingua!

Spend 5 minutes from your keyboard and think, perhaps find life!!


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Bach wrote:Gentlemen(?),

No wonder that Mat and Dr are first to come to rescue one of their own


I was coming to YOUR rescue you daft porpoise.

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Bach wrote:Gentlemen(?),

No wonder that Mat and Dr are first to come to rescue one of their own

I was coming to YOUR rescue you daft porpoise.

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WTF, dude? Not even Superman or Jaysus could pull that off. :lol:
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While I have my issues sometimes with Jersey Girl, even I'm weirded out by Bach's ranting. Sorry Bach, but I'm seeing you go to unhealthy levels in your interactions here. And I'm sure some will laugh at me saying that. But I've always been reasonable, even when not tolerating the evil done here.
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ldsfaqs wrote:While I have my issues sometimes with Jersey Girl, even I'm weirded out by Bach's ranting. Sorry Bach, but I'm seeing you go to unhealthy levels in your interactions here. And I'm sure some will laugh at me saying that. But I've always been reasonable, even when not tolerating the evil done here.

Damn. You were doing so well, until that last sentence. : )

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ldsfaqs wrote:But I've always been reasonable, even when not tolerating the evil done here.

Do you think an exorcism for both the board and Bach would be in order or perhaps a rewrite of the Bach bot program, this time making him supreme commander of an intergalactic alien invasion fleet rather than the CEO of a Fortune 500 corporation? Poised above the Earth in his mothership, this program could be much more intimidating to Jersey Girl. Perhaps even demanding payment of one million pugs or something similar.
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Still waiting for any of these lifetime posters here to specifically refute the points, and point by point of the OP. As I’ve said, would be a conversation that no one wants to engage. Including that “c” word “b” word!!!!

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Why do you provide this history if referring to it is not allowed in posts? Never seen a rule that prohibits it.

Frankly, I think it is very revenant in any character experience conversation. I understand how embarrassing it may be for the EAllusion, KG and plethora of suspected unemployed here.

But you provide all this information on your board. So is it off limits to use such information when discussing or questioning one’s relevance, experience, or questioning one’s time invested in anything they claim?

Why does EAllusion find it so offensive to deny my posts? Or is it just obvious to you and I only?

If that is not an issue I would love for you to articulate why my posts are still sensored and, for facts sakes, show just one of my posts that otherwise violates your rules in the past 6 months.

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Revenant? Sensored? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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honorentheos wrote:
Bach wrote:1. A woman who...still considers herself as something close w moral character!

Current list of BACH offenses:

54. Using Google translate to convert sentences from his native language, DOUCHE, into English and not asking a native English speaker to help refine the syntax.

LMAO
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Analytics wrote:LMAO


Is that even possible for you w/o the risk of afib? I mean for as much time as you sit on your A posting here, not too diffficult to imagine the calorie and cardio burn requirement to accomplish.

Can you liscense the required L necessary to achieve the O to Weight Watchers for the benefit of your estate? RIP

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