Current list of human offenses (2019)

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Current list of human offenses (2019)

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1. People who text and say "Hi Jersey! I have a new number, here it is!" without saying who they are.

2. People who post stupid ____ on Facebook like..."I'm so stuffy I can't sleep!" Nobody gives a ____, okay? Not. one. person.

3. People who say they're so sick they couldn't go out if they wanted to...and go to work every day.

I'll be adding on to this throughout the year, I am sure.

Oh, and here's my preemptive strike:

4. People who make lists of current human offenses. No body gives a ____, okay?

Not. one. person.
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5. People who post political content on other people's Facebook. What's wrong with you?
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6. Whoever invented the way that dryer vents hook up to dryers.

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7. People who don't know that they don't know ____ while everyone around them suffers...because they don't know ____. :eek:

8. Die hard Trump supporters. Keep your horrid affliction to yourself!
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9. People who live two hour time difference away, wake up in the middle of the night and send you crap links to crap videos and such so your Facebook messenger pings on your phone just when you're winding down for the night.
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Jersey Girl wrote:9. People who live two hour time difference away, wake up in the middle of the night and send you crap links to crap videos and such so your Facebook messenger pings on your phone just when you're winding down for the night.


Does your phone have a night time Do Not Disturb setting? I started using it after late night chimes for cat videos. The phone will ring for a short list of people, but everything else waits for morning.
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10. People who don't know enough to let you alone when you're venting.
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11. People who put ketchup on baloney sandwiches.

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Res Ipsa wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:9. People who live two hour time difference away, wake up in the middle of the night and send you crap links to crap videos and such so your Facebook messenger pings on your phone just when you're winding down for the night.


Does your phone have a night time Do Not Disturb setting? I started using it after late night chimes for cat videos. The phone will ring for a short list of people, but everything else waits for morning.

At risk of being added to the list, I like this idea, res ipsa! I just mute it at night, but having a short list of allowed callers would be so preferable. I'll look for it on my phone.

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Lemmie wrote:At risk of being added to the list,


:lol:
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Ceeboo wrote:11. People who put ketchup on baloney sandwiches.


Heathens!
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12. Adults who live on the East Coast and don't recognize the significance of time zones.
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13. People who actually buy and install truck nuts.

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14. Potential buyers on Marketplace that don't know what "price is as listed" means. Bother someone else with your nonsense!
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People that post chain letters on Facebook that promise bad luck if you don't repost and promise vast wealth if you do.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.

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15. People who invite you to brunch on Sunday at 10:00 AM. Because who has ever had late Sunday morning brunch that doesn't include sitting outside for an hour waiting to get into a crowded place where, once you do get seated, the staff is anxious to get you out the door as soon as possible?

Seriously, Sunday brunch is a bad idea in general. Any time after 9 AM is guaranteed to result in having to wait to get in at any decent place. Plus, it turns Sunday morning into a thing. I'm not a fan of turning something into a thing when it's best feature is not being a thing.
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17. Weird people who actually spend their time counting the number of posts made by other people, and then repeatedly complain about it in lots of posts.

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18. People who post their anti-vaxxer garbage on support forums you work on.
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19. Litterers, generally.

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20. People who start debating the crap out of anti-vaxxers on a support forum. ;-)

Good thing I didn't take that moderator's job, right?
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21. People who co opt a topic for their own off topic purposes. (Not MormonDiscussions.com related).
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