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Funny Mormon T-Shirt slogans

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One of the companies who places google ads on this site is "more-man.com." They sell LDS-related T-shirts.

At first I was expecting cheesy sloganeering like the kind you see at Deseret Book, but it looks like these folks have a subtle (or not-so-subtle!) sense of humor about LDS culture.

One of the T-Shirts is "I♥YW." I'm not sure how advisable it is to sell a shirt like this--can you imagine some 40-year old guy wearing it around town?

For an interesting diversion, you really ought to check it out. It will either leave you laughing, chafing, or both:

https://www.more-man.com/splashPage.hg

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Will it help the site out if we automatically click the links?

If so, I click.. won't look but I will click.

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Polygamy Porter wrote:Will it help the site out if we automatically click the links?

If so, I click.. won't look but I will click.


Oh yes, clicking the ad links will help out the site a LOT!
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:Will it help the site out if we automatically click the links?

If so, I click.. won't look but I will click.


Oh yes, clicking the ad links will help out the site a LOT!


Doc,

You are wacked.. being up this late!


I shall commit to blindly clicking on the Google ads, hence forth! Well...CMD-click(on my Mac) and then just closing the tabs without review them!

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Polygamy Porter wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:Will it help the site out if we automatically click the links?

If so, I click.. won't look but I will click.


Oh yes, clicking the ad links will help out the site a LOT!


Doc,

You are wacked.. being up this late!


I shall commit to blindly clicking on the Google ads, hence forth! Well...CMD-click(on my Mac) and then just closing the tabs without review them!


NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Google tracks these things. Clicking with the express purpose of clicking will only get us banned from using google ads. Only click if you're interested!

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Also, shades, putting a direct link to their site kind of nullifies the purpose of the ads. Although, I will now be contacting them to see if we can get any deals.

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keene wrote:Also, shades, putting a direct link to their site kind of nullifies the purpose of the ads. Although, I will now be contacting them to see if we can get any deals.


I thought about that, but the ads are unpredictable as to when one ad will show up vs. another ad showing up. Rather than make people hunt for it, I went ahead and posted the link for readers' convenience. I hope I made the right decision.

Perhaps they'll notice the traffic from this site?
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Post by Gazelam »

Some of those shirts are cringeworthy, but some were pretty funny. I liked the Mormon rebel one. Drinks caffine, touches dance partner, doesent like jello. pretty funny.

I remember a friend of mine used to grab three hymn books during the slow dances, and would go around making sure that the couples hips were three hymn books apart. Wow, that was 1988, I'm old. But journey was a great band. "Lying beside you, here in the dark........."
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

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