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Mormon Church wrote:Remove from the foyer areas distractions, such as display cases, bulletin boards, tables, easels, and damaged furniture.
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A chair and an easel before Mormon JeZus!

What a stupid picture to put at the side of the front door. Mormons are so stupid.

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Mormon Church wrote:Remove from the foyer areas distractions, such as display cases, bulletin boards, tables, easels, and damaged furniture.
The easels look like crutches. Has anyone ever seen a cripple get up and walk after a priesthood blessing?

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Now, FINALLY, they can properly follow JeZus.

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An 8 foot Christus in every foyer meaning two per meeting house should do the trick !

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Of course, this rebranding exercise and foyer dressing highlights how un Christ centric the Church has been up to this point. It's a condemnation on the Church Presidents who have gone before, it's also a condemnation on Nelson himself, for failing to influence the Church to make these changes prior to his Presidency. Did he suggest reinforcing the name before this? If not, why not? If he did, why did he fail and acquiesce to something he believed was handing victory to Satan? If everything is done with unanimity across the Apostles (as we are told is the case) then Nelson was in favour of Meet The Mormons and I'm A Mormon.

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I have a question wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 11:06 am
If everything is done with unanimity across the Apostles (as we are told is the case) then Nelson was in favour of Meet The Mormons and I'm A Mormon.
President NelSatan is nothing more than a rabid dog -- barking -- snapping -- bitching -- moaning. NelSatan is a pompous, self-righteous, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou SON OF A ____!

The day he drops dead is a day of celebration! I can't wait.

The world will be a better place when NelSatan drops dead.

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I have a question wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 11:06 am
It's a condemnation on the Church Presidents who have gone before
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Drop dead, Gordon. When I become Church President things are going to change!

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I really hope there is pushback from members on this. Why? Well like most churches foyers are the primary space for parishioners to meet and greet, catch up on latest gossip, promote activities, actually get church business done e.g. Brother John come see me in my office after meeting says the bishop; people are congratulated on their talk or how great their family looks and Billy is going on a mission announcement. The new policy will require folded arms , whispering instead of talking, silent handshakes , no hugs etc. For example my wife's ward had two Christmas trees put up for their angel tree to help the poor at Christmas - the FP probably would call that a major distraction. The members really need to push back on this reverence the Savior in the foyer BS lettttfrom the FP.

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kairos wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 1:45 pm
The members really need to push back on this reverence the Savior in the foyer BS lettttfrom the FP.
Yeah man, it's all a load of crap. Reverence for Jesus? What the hell is Jesus's ____ problem that he needs so much reverence? What, are we suppose to bow our knees to him and kiss his feet too? Hell no, I'll never bow my knees to that bastard. I want nothing to do with that greasy long haired freaky Son of a ____ and all that reverence crap -- it's all a bunch of sanctimonious nonsense.

Whisper?? Hell no.

Scream at Jesus right in his face!

Hey, Jesus! Jesus, can you hear me!

I'm yelling at you!!

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Hey, Jesus! Jesus, can you hear me!
He can. Tell him everything you what you want him to know.

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msnobody wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 4:42 pm
Hey, Jesus! Jesus, can you hear me!
He can. Tell him everything you what you want him to know.
Ok.

KISS MY ASS, Jesus!

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Do you think he heard that, msnobody?

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What are the chances this adorns wall inside of an LDS church?

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Shulem wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 5:22 pm
msnobody wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 4:42 pm

He can. Tell him everything you what you want him to know.
Ok.

KISS MY ASS, Jesus!

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Do you think he heard that, msnobody?
I do.

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msnobody wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 8:25 pm
I do.
Nice to know that you have an imagination. Having an imaginary friend is what some people need to get them through each day. Faith in imaginary friends is what religion is all about.

Now, close your eyes and think about your imaginary friend until you feel better. There. See, it works.

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