This is simply too hilarious, this thread! I'm just chucklin' my ass off and then the Smuut ____ hits the fan! And so I just have to read the comments over there at Phoney Maroney and lo and behold, look at what the Smuutster gifted the world with!
August 21, 2019 at 11:42 pm | Reply
I just googled bukkakke, and wish I hadn’t. I’m not sure why this is being brought up in this thread so often.
August 21, 2019 at 11:59 pm | Reply
About a year ago, as I recall, I was arguing with one of Bill Reel’s followers on his Facebook page about something or other to do with the burden of proof. I made the point that you cannot prove a negative, and it is fallacious to expect somebody to do so. My interlocutor was disputing my argument. To put a fine point on it, because Tapirs have become a stupid ex-Mormon meme, I made some offhand joke along the lines of: “Well you can’t prove that you and Bill Reel don’t watch Tapir Bukkake.” It was purposefully over-the-top because I had lost all patience with Reel and his cult-like followers.
I didn’t think much of it at the time since I blocked Reel and then left Facebook altogether not long thereafter. It was just a throwaway joke made in the heat of a Facebook argument. Recently, however, because he’s a compulsive weirdo who is desperate for any kind of relevancy or notoriety, Reel devoted some time on his podcast breaking down this episode from his perspective. (Because normal, healthy, non-obsessive human beings compulsively hoard Facebook comments from a year ago and dredge them up to score points against people long after the thing has died down.) In his podcast, he basically implied that I must be some kind of pervert because I know what bukakke is to begin with. What he’s too stupid or dishonest to realize is that, instead of me being a pervert, I know what bukakke is because I know what Urban Dictionary is, I sometimes play Cards Against Humanity with my friends, and I know what memes are.
Because Reel’s cult-followers are even more unoriginal than he is, they’ve since tried to somehow shame me by calling me Mr. Bukakke, not realizing that I am utterly incapable of caring what Reel or his sycophants think about me, especially when it comes to the occasional off-color jokes I make, and so their efforts to shame me are entirely in vain.
I mean…that and also because I’m a hollowed-out husk of a human being who is dead inside, obviously.
I know what bukakke is because I know what Urban Dictionary is, I sometimes play Cards Against Humanity with my friends
Really? Just ... Really? So... I googled "Cards against humanity Bukakke" and lo and behold this showed up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15pS4VORbgM
A "throwaway joke"??
Why in the world would he be playing that game? Or did he just google "Bukakke" and find the video and a ready made excuse for his perversion? I love how these guys invent these stories and just make everything so much worse.... keeps me chucklin' all the live long day...
And this, this is simply priceless...What he’s too stupid or dishonest to realize is that, instead of me being a pervert, I know what bukakke is because I know what Urban Dictionary is, I sometimes play Cards Against Humanity with my friends, and I know what memes are.
Sure, sure he explained all that to Bill Reel, right, right!!??? Only a stupid or dishonest person would think that someone that makes "throwaway jokes' using THAT WORD, would associate it with perversion, right?
Bill should have gone right to the URBAN DICTIONARY! It would have been all cleared up, right? Or better yet, play twisted and perverted GAMES with your "friends" and you'll learn all about THAT WORD, right?
Nope, you can't make this ____ up. Only in the world of Mopology... Mopology... Mopology...
Yeah, he doesn't care.... that's why he's left us with the long, pathetic fairy tale about how he learned what THAT WORD means.