"Mormon TALK" IS BACK!!

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Is this thing legit LDS? Why am I even listening to this? (She's procrastinating starting a new online class, that's why.)
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:13 pm
Lemmie wrote:
Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:08 pm
"You can't beat the meat!"

What the FETCH did i just walk into??????
I dunno but some guy is witnessing using cucumbers as an object lesson. I've never watched or heard this thing before. Are they food obsessed?
Um....not food, i think.

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"Vegetables in jello? Is that normal?"

Only in the morridor, hun, only in the morridor.

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Whoa, I gotcha Shades!
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Shades why are you punking these guys? Is that what you do on there?
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Brett drinks a lot of milk freshly squeezed.

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I dunno but some guy is witnessing using cucumbers as an object lesson. I've never watched or heard this thing before. Are they food obsessed?
The guy is quoting from a sermon delivered by Elder David Bednar from the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. In it, Elder Bednar likened the pickling process to us as we grow and develop from a raw state into something more usable.

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Anybody heard rumors if MormonTalk will come back? Did they take a couple weeks off or are they permanently out of business?
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They migrated to YouTube, and they're on RIGHT NOW!! As a bonus, this episode is Talent Talk!

Join us now at:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3SHYDm8fDg

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Good show tonight.

Did they just say that video games are evil because they lead to "pegging?"
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cwald wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:57 pm
Did they just say that video games are evil because they lead to "pegging?"
Yes. In Mormon Talk lore, "PEG" stands for "Pornography," "Excessive eating," and "Gaming." The three things that will turn you into a lazy slob and prevent you from finding an eternal companion. Ergo, one should avoid PEGing at all costs.

In fact, Carson's upcoming book is titled something like "How to overcome PEGing" or some such. We only caught a brief view of the cover a couple of weeks back.

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Temp. Admin. wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:12 pm
cwald wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:57 pm
Did they just say that video games are evil because they lead to "pegging?"
Yes. In Mormon Talk lore, "PEG" stands for "Pornography," "Excessive eating," and "Gaming." The three things that will turn you into a lazy slob and prevent you from finding an eternal companion. Ergo, one should avoid PEGing at all costs.

In fact, Carson's upcoming book is titled something like "How to overcome PEGing" or some such. We only caught a brief view of the cover a couple of weeks back.
I see. Wow.

Best Mormontalk episode I've ever watched. Several lol moments tonight.
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Ergo, one should avoid PEGing at all costs.
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Dr. Shades, did they make you a moderator to review submissions so we can have talent talk night again next month?

Meg did a ____ job...bless her heart.
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(Dr. Shades here, using our "Temp. Admin." account.)

Nope, they did not make me a moderator.

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(Dr. Shades here, using our "Temp. Admin." account.)

After a one-week hiatus, Mormon TALK is back!! It's streaming live, RIGHT NOW (8:08 p.m. Utah time), at:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJiXXsUA5Mk

Hurry up and join us!

UPDATE:

Carson's upcoming book, due out October 24, is called:

PEG
The Dark Synergy Between Porn, Excessive Eating, and Gaming

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"Fight tooth and NECK!!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brett still hasn't explained his little blackface escapade.

Ps. What is "bullarkey"?????

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"Anti-semantic???????

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(Dr. Shades here, posting under our "Temp. Admin." account.)

Tonight's episode has already started. It will be a special one, 'cause the hosts will be revealing Mormon Talk's official presidential candidate endorsement.

It's already shaping up to be a zany episode, 'cause Brett has already had an accident that drew blood!

JOIN US!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPbA_ChCfV8

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The latest wisdom from the Mormon Talk hosts:

The Devil and his angels are so desperate to have bodies that they will occasionally possess dolls and stuffed animals.

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TALENT TALK IS TONIGHT! I guess the hosts reconsidered after vowing last month to never host Talent Talk ever again.

Unfortunately, Brett is taking a leave of absence tonight after doing a backflip off a trampoline today and landing on a hot grill. Fortunately, however, Frederick A. Phillips is filling in for him.

Tonight's latest wisdom:

"There's probably not a single furry on earth who isn't also a gamer." ==Carson O. Kimball

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