Jesus Christ Action Figure

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_Maksutov
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Shulem wrote:
toon wrote:Yes, it does. That's the joke. Jesus is so sexy that he can turn a straight man gay, just like turning water into wine. Kind of like Brad Pitt.


Jesus can rock you if you let him.

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Let Jesus be part of your action, baby!


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"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Down in the TELESTIAL BOARD Jesus is getting hot!

RATED R, baby!

Brides for Jesus
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Maksutov wrote:Image

Wait, what? John Lithgow used to cross-dress back in the 60s?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Everybody Wang Chung
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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How awesome would it be if this was the opening act for Perfume.
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_Everybody Wang Chung
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Shades, you need to watch this:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ewF1jtAJs
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."

Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:How awesome would it be if this was the opening act for Perfume.

How dare you.

Shades, you need to watch this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ewF1jtAJs

Ha! It would've been funnier had the uploader not made it so incredibly obvious.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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_Shulem
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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I'm the Holy One

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Get your hole in one Jesus, today!

2 minute video link:

The Talking Jesus Doll
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_moksha
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Re: Jesus Christ Action Figure

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Maksutov wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 17, 2020 1:27 am
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Sam Young has been very effective against this type of behavior by bishops in the Church.
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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