Wheeeeere's the King?

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Wheeeeere's the King?

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To Whom It May Concern,

It is with a deep sense of disappointment and regret that I publicly file a complaint against the administrators of this message board. Where is the image of the King that was on the demo board? It was my heartfelt desire to draw inspiration from the image of the King as I went about making posts of the highest intellectual content this lowly message board has ever read and share my enlightened and heightened intellectual yea, darned near transcendant insights with the peasantry that regularly inhabit this remote corner of cyber space.

Please see to it that this gross error in judgement has been corrected toot sweet else I shall have to take my over developed intellect elsewhere.

This is your only warning!

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Re: Wheeeeere's the King?

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Hi Toots! (I even know someone named Toots, so it's relevent. I'm not sure how valid it is, but it's certainly relevent).

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Post by Negative »

I have no idea what you're talking about. What is the king?

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The King

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There have been sightings of him every where, the temple attending LDS have (reportedly) dunked him multiple times, so he may be in the Celestial Kingdom by now. The picture that was posted on the demo board showed him hanging out with J.S. The only thing we know for sure is that Elvis is dead.

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Re: The King

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Upon the Mount of Olives wrote:There have been sightings of him every where, the temple attending LDS have (reportedly) dunked him multiple times, so he may be in the Celestial Kingdom by now. The picture that was posted on the demo board showed him hanging out with J.S. The only thing we know for sure is that Elvis is dead.

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No, he's not dead. He just went home.

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Negative wrote:I have no idea what you're talking about. What is the king?


You are quite obviously out of the loop, Negative. Please consult with Shades and Keene on that. It is not my position to divulge the secrets of the board.

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The King has been spotted on several Friday nights at the Iceberg Drive-In at Draper, Utah. It is thought that he has a thing for both their shakes and burgers.
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Post by OUT OF MY MISERY »

No the King is coming to my house for dinner tonight.

Want to come???
When I wake up I will be hungry....but this feels so good right now aaahhhhhh........

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Post by Jersey Girl »

Negative,

Okay, first understand that I've been snowed in for two days. That accounts for my uh, giddy-ness. So, let me clear this up for you. When Keene was working on getting this board back online you could go to a certain link (mormondiscussions.com) that would then take you to the demo board...which apparently no longer exists. Anyway, the "certain link" page had a graphic that showed the Prophet and the King arguing. The King, Negative. You know, as in:

"LAWDAMIGHTY FEEEEL MAH TEMPRACHER RISIN' "

The King. Sheesh!

Jersey Girl

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