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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:10 pm 
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

LOL! :lol:

This is an interesting OP, Zee.

I have always thought that sexuality was really on a continuum. There are women I have found myself sexually attracted to, and even experimented a little in college. I have always found the female form very beautiful to look at..particularly some of the classic nude paintings and sculptures.

At the same time, I really could never imagine myself in a long-term relationship with a woman. I enjoy being married, and the male/female dynamic that goes along with it.


I think women feel this from a different point of view. A male's first emotional relationship is with a woman (his mother). A female's first emotional relationship is also with a woman (her mother). I think women in general feel a closer attachment to their own sex.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:21 pm 
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MCB,

I have a story for you. I recently visited the local fabric store looking for a seam binding. It is needed for gathers on a biased fabric. A first for me. I asked the lady behind the counter for it and she stared back at me in silence, as if something didn't register. I looked down, a little embarrassed because well, it's been many years since I spent much time in a fabric store and I was the only male there.

I started describing what it's used for, but I felt weird and gave up.

Then tonight, my 6-yr old son and I visited a much better fabric store, and we had the time of our life! This lady taught me all kinds of things and showed me the most glorious fabrics and notions. We spent time with these sheer silks and stretch meshes (for linings). She also suggested I teach my son how to make felt monsters. He was very happy about that. There was zero awkwardness and that made all the difference.

I share this story because it feels so amazing to not have bipolar worlds male and female. It feels so good to see everything as one. It is refreshing. Maybe it's heaven.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:12 pm 
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Zeezrom,

This spending time in a fabric store and enjoying it sounds serious. Perhaps you are 10% gay. Do consider.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:16 pm 
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I started thinking back on my life and came to a gentle realization that I am approximately 5% gay.


A few years ago some members of this forum were discussing their 5-10% gayness, but they talked about it in terms of man crushes. Apparently Mormon author Terryl Givens has enough magnetic attraction to invoke this response.

Nothing wrong with that. Why be judgmental about that when others failed to condemn thoughts of Juliann in a blue silk teddy, plushy fur costumes and robotic pleasure attachments? To each their own.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 10:28 pm 
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60% of the time, I'm gay all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:00 pm 
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Shulem wrote:
Zeezrom,

This spending time in a fabric store and enjoying it sounds serious. Perhaps you are 10% gay. Do consider.

Paul O

I'll settle for 7%

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:14 pm 
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zeezrom wrote:
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Zeezrom,

This spending time in a fabric store and enjoying it sounds serious. Perhaps you are 10% gay. Do consider.

Paul O

I'll settle for 7%


8% and we have a deal.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:20 pm 
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zeezrom wrote:
I'll settle for 7%


8% and we have a deal.

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Oh, all right. You got me beat.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 5:16 am 
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I share this story because it feels so amazing to not have bipolar worlds male and female. It feels so good to see everything as one. It is refreshing. Maybe it's heaven.
I can see why you were uncomfortable as LDS. The internet does wonders in blurring gender roles, for those who choose to use it that way. My grandfather was a tailor.

So I wonder how long it will be before Terryl Givens decides it is time to leave?

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
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zeezrom wrote:
Oh, all right. You got me beat.

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Welcome to the gay club. Just lay back and relax!

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:13 am 
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Just when I'm on the verge of discovering the deepest secrets of the universe. I'm working on becoming an enabler.

lulu - assuming you're not accusing me of not being pre-menstrual :smile:

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:46 am 
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I really enjoy hanging out with my lesbian cousin, a masculine dyke (her words, not mine). Sharing a beer, telling dirty jokes, checking out straight women--things like that seem more fun with her than with many of my male friends.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2012 1:25 pm 
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Zee, I will tell you what I tell a lot of married Mormon men when they are praying for forgiveness: It's only gay if you push back.

Enjoy!

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:22 pm 
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zeezrom wrote:
MCB,

I have a story for you. I recently visited the local fabric store looking for a seam binding. It is needed for gathers on a biased fabric. A first for me. I asked the lady behind the counter for it and she stared back at me in silence, as if something didn't register. I looked down, a little embarrassed because well, it's been many years since I spent much time in a fabric store and I was the only male there.



haha Zee I went to a fabric store for the first time the other day as well. It was pretty weird walking in there and I didn't have a cluew what I was doing. I was trying to find a color for a table cloth runner. I ended up finding one and I used this seemless tape that you iron on for the edges of the runner.

I'm not sure how gay I am. I can't really tell when a guy is good looking but I can usually tell if there not good looking. If that makes any sense. I do think muscles on a guy looks pretty cool but there is no desire to be hugged by them.

Does a threesome with another guy and a girl make you more gay? Not that I have done that. I have been asked though haha.


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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:21 pm 
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In a perfect world, this topic wouldn't even be an issue of concern. Who the f*** should care when a man bakes a buttermilk chocolate cake or a woman flirts with a redhead in a pleated skirt?


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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:12 pm 
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Morley wrote:
In a perfect world, this topic wouldn't even be an issue of concern. Who the f*** should care when a man bakes a buttermilk chocolate cake or a woman flirts with a redhead in a pleated skirt?

Precisely.

Thank God in heaven I've been blessed with a life partner that accepts me and my quirks.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 7:50 am 
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zeezrom wrote:
Precisely.

Thank God in heaven I've been blessed with a life partner that accepts me and my quirks.


Zee, my uncle is a pretty awesome pie maker in our family and I full accept that right into my mouth.


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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:42 pm 
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Damn,

This guy is so hot.

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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:10 am 
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Who is that zee?


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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:51 am 
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Zee, my Dad likes Lady Gaga as well!


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 Post subject: Re: Shades of gray
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:36 am 
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I thought this was a thread about 50 Shades of Grey.

So disappointed...

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