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 Post subject: It’s not sacred when it’s touching your butt…
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:29 am 
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http://www.secretunderpants.com/2010/04 ... your-butt/

This made me LOL. This is a pretty fun site. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:50 am 
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http://www.secretunderpants.com/2010/04/its-not-sacred-when-its-touching-your-butt/

This made me LOL. This is a pretty fun site. :lol:


That's funny. I think every Mormon kid goes through this. Garments were never sacred to me. When I was trying to find socks in the dryer I always accidentally touched my dad's crusty garments.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:42 pm 
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It's not secret. It's esoteric.

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es·o·ter·ic
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adjective
1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.belonging to the select few.
3.private; secret; confidential.
4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.


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bcspace wrote:
It's not secret. It's esoteric.



es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.
understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.
belonging to the select few.
3.
private; secret; confidential.
4.
(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

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TrashcanMan79 wrote:
es·o·ter·ic
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adjective
1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.belonging to the select few.
3.private; secret; confidential.
4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.


Ha! Beat me to it.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:00 pm 
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Yes. But esoteric is more accurately descriptive, hence, the definition is still not secret, it's esoteric.

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4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras

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Yes. But esoteric is more accurately descriptive, hence, the definition is still not secret, it's esoteric.

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1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.

4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras


se·cret
adj \ˈsē-krət\
Definition of SECRET
1
a : kept from knowledge or view : hidden b : marked by the habit of discretion : closemouthed c : working with hidden aims or methods : undercover <a secret agent> d : not acknowledged : unavowed <a secret bride> e : conducted in secret <a secret trial>
2
: remote from human frequentation or notice : secluded
3
: revealed only to the initiated : esoteric
4
: designed to elude observation or detection <a secret panel>
5
: containing information whose unauthorized disclosure could endanger national security — compare confidential, top secret
— se·cret·ly adverb
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I don't know about you all, but anything that touches my butt is either sacred or it gets cut off. That may actually be the same thing.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:49 pm 
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the skid marks are sacred not secret.

As for me, I prefer colored undies --just in case.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:30 pm 
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And here I thought this was going to be another gay male Mormon thread. :mrgreen:


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