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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:51 am 
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In contrast, search the NT and find out who were Jesus' opponents. They were those within the faith, i.e., the self proclaimed protectors of orthodoxy, who felt they were superior to the sinners and sought to expel them from the religious community.


I hope so. It does me. Its nice to think we can move forward discussing religion, scholarship, and even other matters with a great deal of charity. I'm all for it.

We ought to instill an ego rack, like a coat rack, at the door as you enter this place. It won't happen, but its nice to imagine.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:56 am 
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Hoping someday to get promoted to parks and recreation, are you, Wade?


It would be a step way up from my current position as a volunteer maintnance worker here at the sewage plant. But, given that few people are willing to do my current job, such a promotion is unlikely to happen.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:06 am 
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It would be a step way up from my current position as a volunteer maintnance worker here at the sewage plant. But, given that few people are willing to do my current job, such a promotion is unlikely to happen.

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Since you are unable to clean up your own act, it is no wonder that you are completely ineffective at making any progress elsewhere.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:08 am 
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I find it amusing to see the critics being analogized as publicans and sinners rather than as Pharisees, Scribes, and Saducees, and this against the fact that it wasn't the publicans and sinners who were Christ's critics, but the Pharisees, Scribes, and Saducess.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:10 am 
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I find it amusing to see the critics being analogized as publicans and sinners rather than as Pharisees, Scribes, and Saducees, and this against the fact that it wasn't the publicans and sinners who were Christ's critics, but the Pharisees, Scribes, and Saducess.

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Are you equating yourself with Christ, Wade?

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:12 am 
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So far as guilt by association? Seems I've read this story before:

"But their scribes and Pharisees murmured against his disciples, saying, Why do ye eat and drink with publicans and sinners" (Luke 5:30)



You know, news of you has come down the line
Even before ya came in the door
They say in your father's house, there's many mansions
Each one of them got a fireproof floor
Snap out of it baby, people are jealous of you
They smile to your face, but behind your back they hiss
What's a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this?

Got to be an important person to be in here, honey
Got to have done some evil deed
Got to have your own harem when you come in the door
Got to play your harp until your lips bleed.

They say that patriotism is the last refuge
To which a scoundrel clings
Steal a little and they throw you in jail
Steal a lot and they make you king
There's only one step down from here, baby
It's called the land of permanent bliss
What's a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this?

Listen, and then rewind it to about 3:20 to hear the Knopfler solo again.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:13 am 
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Here's my final post, Will.

The story is not about breaking bread. It reflects the fact that Jesus was never found in opposition to those struggling with their faith. They were his friends, not his enemies. He reached out and fellowshipped those sinners.

As do I. In fact, my reputation for being able to relate with and love such people is the reason I am routinely called to home teach the disaffected and inactive in the wards in which I have lived.

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In contrast, search the NT and find out who were Jesus' opponents. They were those within the faith, i.e., the self proclaimed protectors of orthodoxy, who felt they were superior to the sinners and sought to expel them from the religious community.

You're referring, of course, to the scribes and pharisees--the biblical scholars of their day.

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Does not that fact induce in you even a little self-reflection?

No, not at all. I'm not a biblical scholar, and I've never felt motivated to expel sinners from the church, seeing as how my self-reflection would compel me to lead virtually the entire congregation out the door (leaving only my wife and two or three other women to turn out the lights).

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It would me.

I can certainly understand why.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:13 am 
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Here's my final post, Will.

The story is not about breaking bread. It reflects the fact that Jesus was never found in opposition to those struggling with their faith. They were his friends, not his enemies. He reached out and fellowshipped those sinners.

In contrast, search the NT and find out who were Jesus' opponents. They were those within the faith, i.e., the self proclaimed protectors of orthodoxy, who felt they were superior to the sinners and sought to expel them from the religious community.

Does not that fact induce in you even a little self-reflection? It would me.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:17 am 
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In fact, my reputation for being able to relate with and love such people is the reason I am routinely called to home teach the disaffected and inactive in the wards in which I have lived.


Give me a freaking break.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:23 am 
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Kishkumen wrote:
Since you are unable to clean up your own act, it is no wonder that you are completely ineffective at making any progress elsewhere.


As previously intimated, "uncleanliness" is an occupational hazard for sewage plant maintnance workers. And, for those who only see me while at the sewage plant, particularly those splashing about in the cesspool, it makes sense that they might conclude that I can't clean up my act nor have made progress elsewhere. But, they would be mistaken--which is what they dogmatically dew (pun intended).

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:27 am 
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As previously intimated, "uncleanliness" is an occupational hazard for sewage plant maintnance workers. And, for those who only see me while at the sewage plant, particularly those splashing about in the cesspool, it makes sense that they might conclude that I can't clean up my act nor have made progress elsewhere. But, they would be mistaken--which is what they dogmatically dew (pun intended).

Thanks, -Wade Englund-


Good old Wade. Never met a metaphor that he couldn't stretch to the point that it would break and then some. You have a unique talent for rendering jokes unfunny.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:29 am 
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Are you equating yourself with Christ, Wade?


No. If you recall correctly, David is the one who analogized himself in that way. I simply spoke to how the critics were being analogized. Glad i could clear that up for you.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:30 am 
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In fact, my reputation for being able to relate with and love such people is the reason I am routinely called to home teach the disaffected and inactive in the wards in which I have lived.


Give me a freaking break.


Indeed. I am sure that Will is absolutely right when he restricts the spirit of Christ's criticism to apply only to those who happen to be Biblical scholars.

In other words, "cursed be the Bible scholars for being Bible scholars."

Sheer stupidity.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:32 am 
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No. If you recall correctly, David is the one who analogized himself in that way. I simply spoke to how the critics were being analogized. Glad i could clear that up for you.

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You have made it abundantly clear that you hope rhetorical technicalities save you from your own putrescent behavior. A wonderful Pharisee or scribe you make.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:33 am 
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Thanks for the link to the Dylan song.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:35 am 
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wenglund wrote:
One of the best things David has going for him regarding apologetics, is he knows better than to frequent this board, and may just stop by once in a long while to say some nice things about people. The less time spent around the cesspool, the less chance of gettig sullied, and the less time spent disagreeing, the less chance of appearing disagreeable. [Thumbs Up]

There may be some wisdom to be learned from him.

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So why is the same post do you say exactly the opposite of what you are commending DB for? DB is a nice guy while Will is may be a nice guy to, you will not know it from his posts. I tend to think our posts say a lot about us.

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:36 am 
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No, not at all. I'm not a biblical scholar, and I've never felt motivated to expel sinners from the church, seeing as how my self-reflection would compel me to lead virtually the entire congregation out the door (leaving only my wife and two or three other women to turn out the lights).


I accept the fact that you act this way in your home ward, out in the real world, at face value. However, this is not the way you have chosen to treat people on the Internet.

I am not saying that you do not have a right to defend yourself, or defend the Church, but how can you deny that you have not been outright spiteful toward others? How can you deny your disrespectful treatment of women on this board?

And, what is your excuse for your misuse of trust and authority given to you when you divulged Trevor's IRL information in conjunction with the article he presented to FAIR in confidence?

These are the types of actions that David is referring to.

Will, I have no doubt that you are a good person and a devoted father. In spite of some of the awful things you have said to me, I have defended you when posters here have attacked your character in those areas, and, in my opinion, crossed the line of decency. But you do have a definite blind spot in how you come across.

Let me ask you this. This is in reference to your conversation with David:

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Personal attacks?!! Will has on several occasions made public accusations against me of apostasy. The comment you posted was my response to the following assertion:

"Sadly, I fear this may be true. What you fail to understand is that I am not the only one who is watching. How tragic when aspirations and possibilities draw further and further apart, without us even being aware ... "

When Will suggests that he has personal connections with unnamed others who will destroy my personal aspirations, do I not have the right and responsibility to respond?


You claim that David misunderstood your comment. If it did not mean that you have personal connections with unnamed others who could destroy his aspirations, as he suggested, and you did not mean that you were tacitly referring to his possible apostasy, then what DID you mean?

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 Post subject: Re: The Last Best Hope for LDS Apologetics and Mormonism?
PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:40 am 
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Kishkumen wrote:
Good old Wade. Never met a metaphor that he couldn't stretch to the point that it would break and then some. You have a unique talent for rendering jokes unfunny.


Evidently, the breaking point of an analogy is dependent upon the rigidity of the mind of the beholder. The same goes for humor. Much gratitude to you for providing the perspective of an unwitty stiff. LOL

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Evidently, the breaking point of an analogy is dependent upon the rigidity of the mind of the beholder. The same goes for humor. Much gratitude to you for providing the perspective of an unwitty stiff. LOL


Being considered unfunny by you is a compliment that one cannot buy. Thanks. This is high praise indeed.

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You have made it abundantly clear that you hope rhetorical technicalities save you from your own putrescent behavior. A wonderful Pharisee or scribe you make.


Ironically, Pee Wee Herman says the same thing as you, but more succinctly; "I know you are, but what am I."

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Ironically, Pee Wee Herman says the same thing as you, but more succinctly; "I know you are, but what am I."

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At the very least you could look for a tired joke that hasn't already been abused just hours ago by your pal Will. Good grief.

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