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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:47 pm 
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liz3564 wrote:
OK, guys....I am no fan of Will's, but I think it is extremely wrong to suggest that there is anything inappropriate going on between Will and his daughter. Will is many things, but certainly not a pedophile.


I don't think there's anything inappropriate going on with Will. I just thought it was a little too detailed for comfort.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:50 pm 
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liz3564 wrote:
OK, guys....I am no fan of Will's, but I think it is extremely wrong to suggest that there is anything inappropriate going on between Will and his daughter. Will is many things, but certainly not a pedophile.


Agreed that Will is many things. I can only judge him based on his treatment of me.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:57 pm 
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liz3564 wrote:
OK, guys....I am no fan of Will's, but I think it is extremely wrong to suggest that there is anything inappropriate going on between Will and his daughter. Will is many things, but certainly not a pedophile.


Agreed that Will is many things. I can only judge him based on his treatment of me.

Will's daughter is battling cancer you f*****g bitch.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:03 pm 
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Will's daughter is battling cancer you f*****g bitch.


So are lots of other people, thews. What's your point?

His daughter's condition doesn't negate his treatment of me or other women.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:26 pm 
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Will's daughter is battling cancer you f*****g bitch.


So are lots of other people, thews. What's your point?

His daughter's condition doesn't negate his treatment of me or other women.

My point is that you're an ignorant bitch. What you deem is worthy of your hate doesn't give you a free pass to insinuate such vile and despicable insinuations. You owe Will an apology... One that states "I, harmony, am an ignorant bitch that is so confused with my twisted agenda I found it necessary to accuse you of something that is so despicable, it defines the lengths I can go to in my capacity to hate." My daughter died of cancer you ignorant f*****g bitch, and if I could rub some lotion on her feet I'd be happy to do so. Continue to wallow in your :highfive: Runtu bounce-backs as he pays his dues for your continued softballs to back up his spineless pathetic "nothing is off limits" BS ... you both literally make me sick.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:29 pm 
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Continue to wallow in your :highfive: Runtu bounce-backs as he pays his dues for your continued softballs to back up his spineless pathetic "nothing is off limits" BS ... you both literally make me sick.


What the f*** are you talking about?

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:36 pm 
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My point is that you're an ignorant bitch. What you deem is worthy of your hate doesn't give you a free pass to insinuate such vile and despicable insinuations. You owe Will an apology... One that states "I, harmony, am an ignorant bitch that is so confused with my twisted agenda I found it necessary to accuse you of something that is so despicable, it defines the lengths I can go to in my capacity to hate." My daughter died of cancer you ignorant f*****g bitch, and if I could rub some lotion on her feet I'd be happy to do so. Continue to wallow in your :highfive: Runtu bounce-backs as he pays his dues for your continued softballs to back up his spineless pathetic "nothing is off limits" BS ... you both literally make me sick.


You need to ratchet down the cray cray and drop your unhealthy fixation with Runtu. Also, I agree that harmony was ignorant and obnoxious in her comments but calling her a "f****** bitch" does not help.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:40 pm 
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will you rub lotion on my feet thews?

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:41 pm 
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will you rub lotion on my feet thews?


"It rubs the lotion or it gets the hose!"

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:43 pm 
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thews wrote:
My point is that you're an ignorant bitch. What you deem is worthy of your hate doesn't give you a free pass to insinuate such vile and despicable insinuations. You owe Will an apology... One that states "I, harmony, am an ignorant bitch that is so confused with my twisted agenda I found it necessary to accuse you of something that is so despicable, it defines the lengths I can go to in my capacity to hate." My daughter died of cancer you ignorant f*****g bitch, and if I could rub some lotion on her feet I'd be happy to do so. Continue to wallow in your :highfive: Runtu bounce-backs as he pays his dues for your continued softballs to back up his spineless pathetic "nothing is off limits" BS ... you both literally make me sick.


You need to ratchet down the cray cray and drop your unhealthy fixation with Runtu. Also, I agree that harmony was ignorant and obnoxious in her comments but calling her a "f****** bitch" does not help.

Listen Moran, what I need to do based on your opinion doesn't mean dick. If you agree harmony is ignorant then we have only one thing in common. what the spineless asshat does is of little concern... the minions owe him... just like Stak jumping in to drop to his knees to service Runtu... on cue.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:46 pm 
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thews wrote:
Listen Moran, what I need to do based on your opinion doesn't mean dick. If you agree harmony is ignorant then we have only one thing in common. what the spineless asshat does is of little concern... the minions owe him... just like Stak jumping in to drop to his knees to service Runtu... on cue.


You are an obnoxious, effing loon thews.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:02 pm 
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You are an obnoxious, effing loon thews.


No one gets a pass here, not even Will.

My son had cancer; so did my sister, several aunts and uncles, and my MIL is currently in treatment. She will die from it, as her cancer is incurable. I've lost grandmothers, uncles, aunts, and cousins to the disease.

While my heart breaks for anyone who has to suffer from cancer, none of that allows me or anyone else to call anyone a foul name.

Will and thews are cut from the same cloth. Just because life has dealt them a harsh blow doesn't excuse them from inexcusable behavior. To them I say: repent. Christ demands it. And I will know when you do, since I am the one you sinned against and to whom you must apologize if you will partake of the Atonement. (not that I expect thews or Will to acknowledge their sin, but at least they have the opportunity).

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:11 pm 
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consiglieri wrote:
I am having trouble coming up with even one reason, so was hoping for a little help here.

Runtu?


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1) It will give you a wonderful opportunity to see just how intelligent you are. 2) You can listen to boring talks about the same old same old with a smirk on your face. 3) You can tell your wife just how stupid this all is. 4) You can begin to dream of Joseph's time and just how exciting it all was. 6) You can go for a long hike, imagining all the idiots who actually enjoy the conference. 7) You can imagine all the threads that you can start here on MD about the conference. 8) You can imagine all the threads that you can start on MDD about the conference to piss off the lds posters there. 9) At the end of the conference, you can stand tall because you will see just how superior you are to the average mormon. 10) You can dream of the next conference where the previous nine reasons can be used all over again.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:41 pm 
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It would be funny if the Brethren recycled old talks from the 1930s to the 1970s just to see if anyone picked up on any events or ideas that were out of place. I imagine a 1930s talk on tithing would not be noticed, but I feel certain that many would notice if they mentioned darkies or failed to mention Jimmer Fredette.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:47 am 
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Cuddling with one of my daughters during part of a session; stroking her hair and brow; massaging her scalp, temples, neck and shoulders; conveying my love for her through the gentle touch of my hands. (My wife has a tradition of squeezing lotion all over her hands and massaging the children’s feet. It always fills me with emotion to watch her, and reminds me of the woman who washed Jesus’ feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair.)


Am I the only one this makes a tad uncomfortable?



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Yep. Mr. Schryver has a weird penchant for putting TMI on the InterTubes. That said, if anyone is insinuating he's Pedo Bear then that's gone too far. It's a shame that Fathers showing genuine love and affection for their kids seem to have a shadow of suspicion cast on them by too many. I'm sure Mr. Schryver is a great Dad.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:24 am 
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with couples sharing a kiss, but I prefer they do it in private because I don't want to witness their intimacy. I had the same reaction to reading Will's description.

I don't know if Will's a pedophile or not, but I don't think that needs to be insinuated in order to express that what he wrote was uncomfortable to read. It would have been had any man written it, but has the added bonus of coming from someone I suspect is a little unbalanced anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:51 am 
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I am not sure that is a bad thing when considering one of the activities Will Schryver likes most to do during General Conference, as posted on the companion thread:

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Cuddling with one of my daughters during part of a session; stroking her hair and brow; massaging her scalp, temples, neck and shoulders; conveying my love for her through the gentle touch of my hands. (My wife has a tradition of squeezing lotion all over her hands and massaging the children’s feet. It always fills me with emotion to watch her, and reminds me of the woman who washed Jesus’ feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair.)


Am I the only one this makes a tad uncomfortable?

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Yeah, that's a little creepy.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:54 am 
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My point is that you're an ignorant bitch. What you deem is worthy of your hate doesn't give you a free pass to insinuate such vile and despicable insinuations. You owe Will an apology... One that states "I, harmony, am an ignorant bitch that is so confused with my twisted agenda I found it necessary to accuse you of something that is so despicable, it defines the lengths I can go to in my capacity to hate." My daughter died of cancer you ignorant f*****g bitch, and if I could rub some lotion on her feet I'd be happy to do so. Continue to wallow in your :highfive: Runtu bounce-backs as he pays his dues for your continued softballs to back up his spineless pathetic "nothing is off limits" BS ... you both literally make me sick.


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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:59 am 
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This thread evokes the memory of the final words of Sarah Packard:

Perverted

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Crippled

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:08 am 
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Will Schryver wrote:
This thread evokes the memory of the final words of Sarah Packard:

Perverted

Twisted

Crippled

Well, if it's any consolation, I only see you as mentally twisted and intellectually crippled. Two out of three ain't bad, eh?

I suspect you aren't perverted. Sexually incompetent isn't quite the same a perverted.

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 Post subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to be Excited About General Conference
PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:16 am 
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Will Schryver wrote:
This thread evokes the memory of the final words of Sarah Packard:

Perverted

Twisted

Crippled


I don't think such a description should be limited to this thread. There are other threads that seem to match that description around here. They'll start threads about LDS folks every now and then, and each time they turn into the above description. Its quite pathetic that they'd take your comments over at MD&D bring them here to make fun of/twist with implication. There is some sickness here, and that they don't see it is perhaps the saddest part.

Look at how cute Schmo is defending the actions. He doesn't realize how well he matches the three word description. How sad!

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