You seem to think that threatening to murder people and directing worldwide smear campaigns and lying and prying voyeuristically into the lives of others and being a religious bigot and mocking Jews and engaging in racism and being vicious and boasting about evil acts and all the other things that Scratch attributes to me aren't fun.

How can you be so sure?

Well, after posting several, God seems to be blocking me from posting this one. Please forget about my suggestion and continue on with your own type of fun. Seems they don't mix.

Hey Dan, you do realize that I do not and have not accused you of any of those things you listed. Sure I've accused you of being a bit grandiose and egotistical, but heck, who of the regular and interesting posters here are not the same?

All here do NOT view you in that light. You could lighten up a bit on the persecution complex. I do understand that you have endured much of it over the last 5 years or so, but please don't lay it at the feet of those that have not been your persecutors.

It's not a persecution complex. If it were, that would imply that I was just imagining the malignant anonymous five-year crusade that Scratch has waged against me. But, plainly, I'm not.

Don't worry, though. I don't blame you. It's entirely Scratch's doing, for reasons that remain pretty much opaque. The responsibility rests completely with him.

Agreed, and I should not have worded it such. It is good to have you back. I, and I'm sure that others, do hope you stick around.

I hope he sticks around, too. What I *really* hope, though, is that he'd let go---for just one minute!---of his grim humorless, and do a picture. It could be anybody! Me. Harmony. Kevin Graham. Tal Bachman. C'mon, Dr. Peterson! Lighten up and enter the contest!

Here we have Runtu, dressed in a blue tuxedo, doing what he does best, namely, luring the faithful off the straight and narrow path to salvation, and into the very jaws of hell.

This wins the Spitting Pepsi on the Monitor award so to date. Keep them up, if Blixa's hand hold out, I suspect she has a worthy competitor to this one.

Really enjoying this thread! Some of you are so talented!

Whyme at the Singles Ward Disco.

Okay, I have to take back what I said early. Blixa is clearly the winner.

St. Darth of the Holy CFR

Blixa,
Oh my, you're killing me here.

I too must say "Light Cotton" for the win.

Tie between the Midgley and Light Cotton.

Hysterical and well done!

Thanks. I had to switch to a paintbrush app for Darth since my hand is cramping from trying to draw with a mouse.

As my last night of posting, I just want to chime in here and say that I am really enjoying Blixa's artwork.

I mean, wow! Blixa, you are really good.

Liz sees her name in lights....

THE BEST! oh wait. I already said that. Anyway... Best thread.

Ummm...are you sure we never met back then....you seem to know my likeness. I knew a mormon chick in the east village...we used to go out for a while...was that you? :=)

Don't jinx us...