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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:13 pm 
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I don't know who this Bishop Peterson is, but he sounds like a wise and inspired man.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... and-youth/

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I'm a bishop of a single's ward. I don't believe that I've ever asked anybody about masturbation, but more people than I could possibly count have voluntarily brought it up to me.

I'm sure that I'll be pronounced a relic of history and a soon-to-be-extinct dinosaur, too, but I support the Church's teachings on sexual behavior -- including what it has to say about masturbation -- and I hope I'll be pardoned for my failure to be convinced that everything (or even much) in contemporary society's attitudes toward sexuality represents progress.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:50 pm 
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D- troll. It's not funny if it is predictable.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:37 pm 
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Let's have a shout out to that reasonable man who always directly answers difficult questions about the claims of the LDS Church, and does so with dignity, class, and flair. Of course you already know that I mean the one and only selek.

Here's selek, in response to me not taking specious "evidence" about cherished beliefs at face value, telling Jeff K. how to put me on "ignore":

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... on-claims/

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If you type in the name of the offending party, the board will confirm that it's got the right name and from then on all of the malignant filth spewed by the listed parties is automagically removed from view.

In lieu of the latest myopic rant from the rabid disbeliever, you get a nice little blurb reminding you that you ignored the user- although it does provide you the option of reading the propaganda and hate-mongering anyway.

It's a vast time-saver and is good for your cardiovascular health as well.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:15 am 
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Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever seen this book before?

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The foreword by Ezra Taft Benson really jumped out at me right above the severed head.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:50 am 
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Mormon Jihad wrote:
If you type in the name of the offending party, the board will confirm that it's got the right name and from then on all of the malignant filth spewed by the listed parties is automagically removed from view.

In lieu of the latest myopic rant from the rabid disbeliever, you get a nice little blurb reminding you that you ignored the user- although it does provide you the option of reading the propaganda and hate-mongering anyway.

It's a vast time-saver and is good for your cardiovascular health as well.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:01 pm 
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Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever seen this book before?

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The foreword by Ezra Taft Benson really jumped out at me right above the severed head.


sick sick sick.
I had heard of the book, but hadn't seen the cover in that much detail.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:04 pm 
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MrStakhanovite wrote:
Jason is rocking it out:

In response to someone that said if someone were to murder his child he would care
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But the ultimate logical consequence of the atheist viewpoint is that no, I wouldn't. Not in any way that mattered to anyone for more than an infinitessimal instant. One might as well cry over spilled milk.

Well, so far, this one is (by far) leading the pack in terms of Pure Stupid. That is really saying something, too, given the quoted rubbish in this thread.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:20 pm 
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Jason is rocking it out:

In response to someone that said if someone were to murder his child he would care
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But the ultimate logical consequence of the atheist viewpoint is that no, I wouldn't. Not in any way that mattered to anyone for more than an infinitessimal instant. One might as well cry over spilled milk.


There is not too much that I take offense at, mild-mannered atheist that I am, but this is really pushing it. I have a low functioning (regressive) autistic child, who has taken 4 years of intensive, invasive, expensive behavior therapy to get him from the state of sitting in a corner poking his fingers in his eyes, to his current mixed state (he is a year ahead academically, but we have had a full-blown Search and Rescue operation this year, several police callouts for less serious escaping, and poo-smearing and outright vandalism incidents are down to weekly rather than daily occurrences.

If I had taken the advice of my TBM family, I would have been reassured that he had a direct line to the CK and he would still be sitting in a corner poking his eyes out and playing with his poos, while people prayed over him. I would not have been able to afford the therapy as I would've course have not only kept breeding, but as the therapy took virtually all my net income, paying a 10% cut from both my husband and myself to the church would have left nothing but prayers for the boy.

Jason's view of atheists would have me euthanizing the boy once we found out how seriously he was affected, and trying again for a healthy one next time. Jason displays a complete absence of understanding of what it is to evolve as an social species, with compassion, empathy, and love as natural consequences.

Ethics and virtues are naturally emergent qualities of self-aware, intelligent, social species - but sadly they are often subject to the perverting influences of organized religion and other artificial authoritarian cultural influences which arose after we started to congregate in groups larger than our social cognitive skill had evolved to handle.

If some of these believers are so mentally unhealthy (presumably from perverted religious indoctrination as children) that they would turn into feral murderers and rapists without having a magical all-seeing eye watching their every move, then we do have a lot to fear from the ones, like Mark Hoffman, who discover that it as all a hoax and go on a rampage.

Jason is an example of the dangers of bad religious indoctrination of children destroying their natural emergent ethics. A warning against those who think Mormonism is a great way to raise children.

When atheists get together to discuss their natural ethical inclinations, cool things happen.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:38 pm 
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Danna wrote:
There is not too much that I take offense at,
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jaskains, take a close close look right here, at your enemy.

Danna, whereever you and yours might find your strength ... may it flow unto you.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:38 pm 
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Absolutely Priceless:

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race is largely skin deep, unless you are filling out a US Gov race form which treat black northern africans as "white". Skin color can also be changed, for a time, every hispanic I met spoke to me in spanish because they said "well you look hispanic" - i had a very dark tan at the time. There are also ways for "black" people to lighten their skin. so, skin color is a choice - and society by and large determines "race" by skin color. This is no more of a stretch than what you present against homosexuals.


Courtesy of frankenstein.

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... e__st__120

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:38 am 
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In the context of marital abuse, Ahab maintains that there is no worse abuse than questioning the teaching of the Church:
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I'm open to other options if you can imagine anything worse that seeing your own spouse choose to rebel against God.


I am hoping Ahab is just not very imaginative. http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208878823

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:04 am 
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Have you given any thought to why blueadept should consider it to be something which is tragic?

As I understand the Catholic perspective, it's not tragic. It may be ending a little sooner than he and other Catholics would like, but he went into it knowing that it would end, someday, so why should he think it is tragic?

Mormons are the only ones I know of who think a marriage should last forever, as a marriage, so I think you're looking at this from a Mormon perspective, rather than from a Catholic perspective, which already has a built in belief that all marriages will end at some point.
http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/50231-is-the-family-always-first-in-mormonism/page__view__findpost__p__1208879111

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:45 pm 
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I fear this individual may be severely misunderstanding a few critical terms. Free and Atonement would be two.

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The gift is freely given. You may take part in the atonement. So I would say your idea of "free" is misplaced. For instance you cannot sin and expect the "free gift" to still be available.
http://www.mormonapologetics.org/topic/ ... 1208879634

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:44 pm 
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Wade Englund wrote:
I enjoy it, too, at times (I have been a kitchen philosopher since well before you were born). However, the way I have found best to "knock away at these age old problems" is to not take them all that seriously, and to keep them in perspective/priority. As long as you are having fun, and not finding your spiritual worldview unwarrantedly dashed on the rocky shores of philosophy, then it seems you are not so different from me in how you approach philosophical issues. My consern is more with those who lose perspective and take philosophy way too seriously, and to their detriment.


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Words cannot express my horror in this line of thought.

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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:40 pm 
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MrStakhanovite wrote:
Wade Englund wrote:
I enjoy it, too, at times (I have been a kitchen philosopher since well before you were born). However, the way I have found best to "knock away at these age old problems" is to not take them all that seriously, and to keep them in perspective/priority. As long as you are having fun, and not finding your spiritual worldview unwarrantedly dashed on the rocky shores of philosophy, then it seems you are not so different from me in how you approach philosophical issues. My consern is more with those who lose perspective and take philosophy way too seriously, and to their detriment.


Sauce

Words cannot express my horror in this line of thought.


I am just pleased to see that here at the TrailerPark I finally made it onto MADB's wall of horror and shame. My life is complete now. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:55 pm 
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You are on the first page.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:30 pm 
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MrStakhanovite wrote:
You are on the first page.


Twice honored? Wow...it seems near impossible to contain the excitement.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:44 pm 
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Heh, it is true. MDB is the trailerpark of Mormon Apologetics.... :)

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:47 pm 
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Twice honored? Wow...it seems near impossible to contain the excitement.


I know you see it as some sort of badge of honor Wade, but you should be ashamed of that last statement.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:22 am 
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gramps wrote:
mfbukowski (the resident philosopher guru, lol), responding to DCP about the critics and DNA:

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You are presuming they want to know the truth, which is not the case.


I wonder what kind of truth he is talking about this time?

This guy cracks me up.


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 Post subject: Re: The Definitive MADhouse Quote Page.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:39 am 
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wenglund wrote:
MrStakhanovite wrote:
You are on the first page.


Twice honored? Wow...it seems near impossible to contain the excitement.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-


Dude-
I got the better part of a page on this thread- you are just a nobody!


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