BTW, yes, it was a photo of yourself that you used as an avatar. I found it here:http://www.thunderbirdfilmfestival.suu. ... sgone.html
But I don't even have a mullet in that photo! Just beautiful, long, flowing curls. Took me two years to grow that mane. In fact, I was told several times during that time period that I looked ... just like Jesus!
And when I finally cut my hair, both the bishop's wife and the relief society president came up to me the following Sunday and expressed their deep regret. That
was funny. (I think they were envious that I didn't need a perm to get my bouncy curls! ;-) )
However, my dear beastlie, I'm afraid that this photo has never -- indeed, could not have been
-- used as an avatar. I wasn't even aware of it and didn't know that that particular film festival had a website where I was referenced. However, I do think you are correct that I briefly used, as an avatar, another photo from that same period of time. I'll have to look around.
In any case, I think we can now confidently conclude that antishock8 is nothing but a big, fat liar when it comes to his claims about William Schryver being a fat baseball coach at Cedar High School. There is no such person.
Alas, being fat is not the worst thing I could be. It would be much worse to be wrong about Mormonism. And besides, at least I'm not as grossly obese as is Professor Peterson -- he of the insatiable Krispy Kreme hankering.
Me, I only have eyes for Haagen Dazs.