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Everything the Church is doing to catch up with the internet is making it look more inept, bumbling, and guilty. I don't see how it can be sustained in the long run.
They have their secret weapons, the dynamic duo, Lord Elohim Jr., Midgley, and trickster Dan. They will save the church, and in lieu of their wonderful spiritual services, will only ask that the church renames BYU after them instead. Then it shall be referred to as LIMP University (L-Lou, I-Investigator, M-Midgley, P-Peterson)