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 Post subject: Re: "What got translated got translated into the word of God
PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:59 pm 
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The Book of Abraham The Pearl of Great Price Student Manual wrote:
President Joseph Fielding Smith taught: “Abraham wrote things and sealed them up that they cannot be read. They cannot be revealed unto the world, but are to be had in the holy temple of God. They are certain keys and blessings that are obtained in the house of the Lord that we must have if we are to obtain exaltation”


This is nothing but ____ that the church is peddling. Joseph Fielding Smith was a complete jackass and his attempt to directly link the Facsimile No. 2 with Joseph Smith's temple rituals is total nonsense. "Sealed up," my ass! Joseph Fielding Smith was a ____ liar. What he said is totally false and cannot be demonstrated or verified by Mormon apologists. Joseph Smith was a liar and so was Joseph Fielding Smith. The Mormons are altogether addicted to lying.

The Hypocephalus has nothing to do with the Mormon temple rituals. The Mormons stole what they got from the Masons and think to credit themselves with the Egyptians. Mormons are thieves and bandits.

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Kae-e-vanrash Enish-go-on-dosh El Lay Pay!

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Translate Mormon God?

Ha ha ha ha ha!


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Translate my Hah-ko-kau-beamic ass!

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Joseph Smith Book of Abraham Facsimile No. 2 wrote:

. . . . called by the Egyptians Jah-oh-eh

. . . . called by the Egyptians Oliblish

. . . . called in Egyptian Enish-go-on-dosh



Let's verify Smith's translation and see if he was right:

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Nope, Smith didn't know what he was talking about.

Smith was wrong.

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Fig. 8. Contains writings that cannot be revealed unto the world; but is to be had in the Holy Temple of God.

John Gee, bow your head and say, "Yes."

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What got translated got translated.

It's not secret but sacred and is to be had in the Holy Temple of God.


BYU's Finest Do-do!

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QUESTION: Which of the following Universities offering degrees in Egyptology will support even to the smallest degree the Book of Abraham Facsimile Explanations.

Brown University
Yale University
Johns Hopkins University
University of Memphis
University of California - Berkeley
University of Pennsylvania
University of California - Los Angeles
University of Michigan - Ann Arbor
Lycoming College
Indiana University - Bloomington

ANSWER: None

What does that tell you about the academic accuracy of Joseph Smith's so-called Egyptian translations?

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Jeffrey R Holland is a liar.

"What got translated" did NOT get translated, period.


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Out of the the mouth of a habitual liar

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The Book of Abraham was NOT translated from Egyptian papyrus. Nothing was translated from the papyrus! The whole work in itself was a fraudulent scheme devised by Joseph Smith to deceive Mormons in Kirtland. He made the whole thing up and did NOT translate a single Egyptian character or word. The word translate cannot be attributed to Joseph Smith's proven fraud. He did NOT translate Egyptian into English. What he did to the Egyptian papyrus was atrocious and immoral.

____ you, Joseph Smith!

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Please bookmark WIKIPEDIA:

Joseph Smith Papyri

It's a handy dandy reference and a great stroll down memory lane.

Did you know:

"The west room on the top floor of the Kirtland Temple was set aside as a translation room, and by August 1836, the papyri had been transferred there."


Backside of the mounted Joseph Smith Papyri, not to scale. Paper on which it was mounted included the Kirtland Temple and map of northern Ohio. wrote:
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What got translated got translated!

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Contains writings that cannot be revealed unto the world; but is to be had in the Holy Temple of God.

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Blessed be the gods of Egypt.

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The catalyst theory... ugh.

To hold water, Joseph must be portrayed as an inspired fool.

Would Joseph NOT excommunicate any one of us for claiming that?

Of course, this serves the remaining narrative just fine. A foolish uneducated boy is far better than a brilliant storyteller.

Oliver Cowdery wanted Smith to provide a final detailed account for how the Book of Mormon was translated but Smith refused, choosing to only say it was done through the gift and power of God.

I think Smith would be just fine with all this.

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President Russell NelSatan wrote:
Listen up you apostates. Elder Holland told you that what got translated got translated -- end of story! There's nothing more to discuss. The writing in Figure 8 of Facsimile No. 3 is sacred and had only in the holy temple. We will not discuss it with you or before the world.

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Themis wrote:
Truth is always secondary to believing what the church leaders tell you.

This.

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Osiris Hor's new, temple name is "Shulem". There, that's the best Mormon explanation.

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Osiris Hor's new, temple name is "Shulem". There, that's the best Mormon explanation.
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O Osiris, the Eternal King, we ask thee, in the name of thy Son, Horus, to bless and sanctify this Facsimile to the souls of all those who read it, that they may do it in remembrance of the name of the king, which was given them in the Facsimile . . . .

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Fig. 2. King Pharaoh, whose name is given in the characters above his head.

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What got translated got translated


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Thanks be to thy name, O Osiris, God of Egypt . . . .

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And now we ask thee, O Osiris, in the name of Horus, the Son of thy bosom . . . .

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And that all their salutations may be in the name of Osirs, with holy hands, uplifted to the Most High Amun-Ra . . . .

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Hosanna to Osiris and to all the gods of Egypt!

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More wine, please!


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Philo Sofee wrote:
Holy Ghost wrote:
Osiris Hor's new, temple name is "Shulem". There, that's the best Mormon explanation.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Fig. 7. Represents Mormon Man-gawd sitting upon his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Nasty-words of the Priesthood; as, also, the sign of the Horny Snake unto Mahonri Moriancumer, in the form of 8".

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Joseph Smith, Jr., Kirtland Temple dedication wrote:
Brother George A. Smith arose and began to prophesy guzzle wine, when a noise was heard like the sound of a rushing mighty wind popping corks, which filled the Temple, and all the congregation simultaneously arose toasted, being moved upon by an invisible power stumbling about; many began to speak in tongues vomit and prophesy shout Hip, Hip, Hurrah!; others saw glorious visions; and I beheld the Temple was filled with angels drunks.

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Hooray, the Mormons have agreed to translate me into Facsimile 3!

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I've been translated, baby

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