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 Post subject: It Will Never End For You Guys/Or Will It?
PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 5:46 pm 
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January 23, 2016 Elder Dallin H. Oaks admitted, and that rather arrogantly, with full satisfaction, some how....that neither he nor ANY of the First Presidency or Quorum of the Twelve have ever had the "Alma Experience'............LOL..........anyone here actually realize what that means? It means that all of you and all the damn Mormons will be together in hell. "Tell me 'bout the madness George." Shulem will be with his family. Mormonicious with his. All the world's religious but unaccomplished will be there too. ENJOY!
https://soundcloud.com/mormontalk/elder-oaks-youth-fireside-01-23-2016

ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES IN....


What hell might be like:
1. Nothing will be amusing in hell.
2. Nothing will be interesting in hell.
3. You will not need to know anything in hell.
4. No one will care the least what anyone thinks in hell.
5. No one has authority in hell.
6. There will be nothing to sing about in hell.
7. Family will melt into meaninglessness in hell.
8. Skills and talents will not find any usefulness in hell.
9. God will ignore everyone in hell.
10. There is only one way out but you won't like it because it is a leap of faith through the second death. As the population thins, eventually, everyone will leave. The devils will be the first to leave because they must.

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You crack me up. The one thing you gots up on the Mormons Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is at least your antics are entertaining.....

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Nightlion wrote:
Shulem will be with his family


So tell me, prophet Nightlion: Will I be able to have oral sex in the resurrection?

Will you?

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Shulem will be with his family


So tell me, prophet Nightlion: Will I be able to have oral sex in the resurrection?

Will you?

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You mean with Nightlion?!!!, that's just WRONG!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2019 7:12 pm 
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You mean with Nightlion?!!!, that's just WRONG!


Oooh gross! Not with Nightlion!

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He's gross looking. There ain't no resurrection fix for him. He's gonna come out gross no matter what. Ain't no girls gonna want to touch him and ain't no boys either. He's gonna have to settle for Rosy.

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Nightlion,

Everyone but you and joseph smith will be in hell so who cares?

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Everyone but you and joseph smith will be in hell so who cares?


Hey, Joseph Smith! Kiss me baby.

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together in hell


I'm in hell! It's paradise!

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I'm all for you, Nightlion. Reach out and touch me.

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Alma Experience


I've come for you, Nightlion.

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Nightlion wrote:
January 23, 2016 Elder Dallin H. Oaks admitted, and that rather arrogantly, with full satisfaction, some how....that neither he nor ANY of the First Presidency or Quorum of the Twelve have ever had the "Alma Experience'............LOL..........anyone here actually realize what that means? It means that all of you and all the damn Mormons will be together in hell. "Tell me 'bout the madness George." Shulem will be with his family. Mormonicious with his. All the world's religious but unaccomplished will be there too. ENJOY!
https://soundcloud.com/mormontalk/elder-oaks-youth-fireside-01-23-2016

ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES IN....


What wait, now I'm confused. Are we still talking about ORAL Sex?

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There's no Hell Nightlion. You're wasting so much of your existence talking about something that's in your imagined future and likely doesn't even exist. What a waste of the present moment.

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1. Nothing will be amusing in hell.


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____ you, Nightlion, ____ you!

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1. Nothing will be interesting in hell.


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____ you, you ____ crazy freak!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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3. You will not need to know anything in hell.



Oink, oink, you ____ piece of ____.

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4. No one will care the least what anyone thinks in hell.


Bantha poodoo!

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5. No one has authority in hell.


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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6. There will be nothing to sing about in hell.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sing you bitches and whores!

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7. Family will melt into meaninglessness in hell.


The ____ Christians
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8. Skills and talents will not find any usefulness in hell.


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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