The Lord's Jail?

[_SuperDell]

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commenta ... ary-harsh/

Salt Lake County Jail. A lot of LDS types both in uniform and in jail jumpsuits.

Fattest in the group are the Jail staff - who get to eat the trustee prepared food. Must be nourishing as many of them are FAT. Guess it comes from eating semen, piss and poop. Trustees preparing the food put semen in gravies, salad dressings and such. Piss in the soup before it gets served to the jailers. Put poop in the darker foods, especially cakes and such.

The deputies eat like pigs - and get fat off this stuff while the inmates are treated poorly and have terrible access to medical staff. Serious problems are deferred and left untreated while the powers that be don't want to spend the money to treat them. Wait til they leave and then it doesn't cost the jail money - but often the conditions are exacerbated by the deliberate lack of treatment.

This jail is Mormonism in action.

The State Prison is even worse.

[_Dr. Shades]

The State Prison is even worse.

No, it isn't. Staff aren't allowed to eat the inmates' food.

[_I have a question]

Don't the Danites prison guards simply bless the food and all the bad stuff is then magically removed?

[_canpakes]

Trustees preparing the food put semen in gravies, salad dressings and such. Piss in the soup before it gets served to the jailers. Put poop in the darker foods, especially cakes and such.

And they’re probably not wearing the mandated hair nets and gloves while doing this, to boot.

[_Some Schmo]

I've heard that prison food is crappy. I thought that was just a metaphor.

[_Dr. Shades]

I've heard that prison food is ____. I thought that was just a metaphor.

Keep in mind, the inmates have to eat the food, too. They know that they themselves will consume any bodily fluids therein. So the likelihood of sabotage is lower than you think, 'cause if a fellow-inmate catches them they will be beaten to a bloody pulp.

[_Some Schmo]

Keep in mind, the inmates have to eat the food, too. They know that they themselves will consume any bodily fluids therein. So the likelihood of sabotage is lower than you think, 'cause if a fellow-inmate catches them they will be beaten to a bloody pulp.

If I told you that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, you'd tell me that chickens aren't really as concerned with roads and crosswalks as I might think, wouldn't you?

[_Dr. Shades]

If I told you that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, you'd tell me that chickens aren't really as concerned with roads and crosswalks as I might think, wouldn't you?

??? I don't think I get it. Is this your way of chiding me for ruining the fun with facts?

[_Some Schmo]

If I told you that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, you'd tell me that chickens aren't really as concerned with roads and crosswalks as I might think, wouldn't you?

??? I don't think I get it. Is this your way of chiding me for ruining the fun with facts?

No, it's just me giving you a gentle ribbing for responding seriously to my lame joke.