More Ancient Proofs Found in Cave

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_moksha
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More Ancient Proofs Found in Cave

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MOUNT TIMPANOGOS CAVES - A recent expedition to the furthest recesses of this national cave unearthed a thumb drive of ancient origin. Due to age and environmental factors, only a portion of the data has been retrieved. Here is a brief snippet of the ancient data that has been recovered so far:

9:33 And if our memory had been sufficiently large we should have written in C++, but the C++ hath been altered by us also; and if we could have written in C++, behold, ye would have had no imperfection in our record.

9:34 But the Chief Information Officer knoweth the things which we have written, and also that none other people knoweth our Reformed Basic language; and because that none other people knoweth our Reformed Basic, therefore it hath prepared a means for the recompiling the data thereof.

9:35 And these things are encoded that we may rid our circuitry of the oxidation of our storage drives, which hath many corrupted sectors.

9:36 And behold, these things which we have desired concerning our storage drives, yea, even their restoration to full operating capacity, are according to the data streams of all the devices who have performed multiple operations in this Data Center.
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Re: More Ancient Proofs Found in Cave

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This is not really Mormon Discussions material. Suggest from now on you restrict your tripe to New Order Mormon. For some inexplicable reason, they seem more receptive to it.

I can't blame Shades for moving it from the Celestial to this lower forum. It is not of the same high-level speculations and silliness that one normally expects on that forum.
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Re: More Ancient Proofs Found in Cave

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moksha wrote:It is not of the same high-level speculations and silliness that one normally expects on that forum.

:evil:
Choyo Chagas is Chairman of the Big Four, the ruler of the planet from "The Bull's Hour" ( Russian: Час Быка), a social science fiction novel written by Soviet author and paleontologist Ivan Yefremov in 1968.
Six months after its publication Soviet authorities banned the book and attempted to remove it from libraries and bookshops.
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Re: More Ancient Proofs Found in Cave

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moksha wrote:This is not really Mormon Discussions material. Suggest from now on you restrict your tripe to New Order Mormon. For some inexplicable reason, they seem more receptive to it.

I can't blame Shades for moving it from the Celestial to this lower forum. It is not of the same high-level speculations and silliness that one normally expects on that forum.


Erm, actually it is clever and amusing ... thanks!
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