Peter Smith committed suicide
Re: Peter Smith committed suicide
Did anyone test his suicide note for traces of vodka and borscht?
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Re: Peter Smith committed suicide
Quasimodo wrote:Do life insurance policies pay out in cases of suicide? I wonder if he checked that before pulling his own plug.
General not.
Re: Peter Smith committed suicide
According to Republican's the Clinton's ordered the murder of Vince Foster.
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Re: Peter Smith committed suicide
The CCC wrote:Quasimodo wrote:
Do life insurance policies pay out in cases of suicide? I wonder if he checked that before pulling his own plug.
General not.
Really? I thought most policies just had a time period, say, of two years or whatever when you take out a policy. That sounds redundant. Whatever.
Mine? I could straight up choke myself to death while masturbating furiously in my closet (of course) listening to INXS and my policy holder would be cutting my embarrassed, but grateful wife a nice check that day.
Better check yo' policy, broheim.
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Re: Peter Smith committed suicide
Usually, this clause states that no death benefit will be paid if the insured commits suicide within two years of taking out a policy. Whenever an insured person replaces an existing life insurance policy with a new one, the time clock for the suicide clause is set back to zero and starts over again.