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 Post subject: Re: 3 Of the Biggest Problems In America Today
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:01 pm 
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The 3 Biggest Problems in America

1. Misinformation and fake news
2. Climate Change and the war on Science
3. Money in Politics

4. People who put pineapple on pizza.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:04 pm 
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canpakes wrote:
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The 3 Biggest Problems in America

1. Misinformation and fake news
2. Climate Change and the war on Science
3. Money in Politics

4. People who put pineapple on pizza.


There's something seriously wrong with people who do that. :eek:

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:19 pm 
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canpakes wrote:
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The 3 Biggest Problems in America

1. Misinformation and fake news
2. Climate Change and the war on Science
3. Money in Politics

4. People who put pineapple on pizza.


No kidding. And 5. barbecued chicken on pizza. WTF? :eek: Oh yeah, and berry-flavored beers. And twenty flavors of vodka, for Chrissakes. Don't people know you're not supposed to taste it? :lol:

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4. People who put pineapple on pizza.

Hey, the Hawaiian pizza from Papa Murphy's is one of my favorites, as long as someone with young ears is around to hear the oven alarm.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 5:50 pm 
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canpakes wrote:
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The 3 Biggest Problems in America

1. Misinformation and fake news
2. Climate Change and the war on Science
3. Money in Politics

4. People who put pineapple on pizza.


Well, Thank you for moving my post to the top of this page ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:04 pm 
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canpakes wrote:
DoubtingThomas wrote:
The 3 Biggest Problems in America

1. Misinformation and fake news
2. Climate Change and the war on Science
3. Money in Politics

4. People who put pineapple on pizza.


But I love pineapple on my pizza.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:34 pm 
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The 3 Biggest Problems in America

1. Misinformation and fake news
2. Climate Change and the war on Science
3. Money in Politics

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4. People who put pineapple on pizza.

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But I love pineapple on my pizza.

I'm a reasonable person, a compassionate liberal. All people who like pineapple on their Pizza should have 72 hours to get their affairs in order, after which they will be escorted to the border by the PPP (Pineapple Pizza Patrol). Furthermore, members of the Jewish Defense League should be deputized to round up anyone who puts lettuce and mayo on a pastrami sandwich.

I believe in traditional food relationships. If God wanted pineapple on pizza, the Hawaiian Islands would be in the Mediterranean Sea.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:35 pm 
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I'm a reasonable person, a compassionate liberal. All people who like pineapple on their Pizza should have 72 hours to get their affairs in order, after which they will be escorted to the border by the PPP (Pineapple Pizza Patrol). Furthermore, members of the Jewish Defense League should be deputized to round up anyone who puts lettuce and mayo on a pastrami sandwich.

I believe in traditional food relationships. If God wanted pineapple on pizza, the Hawaiian Islands would be in the Mediterranean Sea.



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Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:03 pm 
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Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

Does Perfume have a favorite pizza?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:11 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

No problem there. None of those things are pineapple.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:15 pm 
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canpakes wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
Pineapple on pizza? Heh, don't go to Japan. They have potatoes on pizza, corn on pizza, shrimp on pizza, and even seaweed on pizza!

No problem there. None of those things are pineapple.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:39 pm 
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.

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I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.

The rules are very simple:

1. If you put pineapple on a pizza, you are committing cultural genocide.
2. If you put sushi in a burrito, that's fusion.

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Does Perfume have a favorite pizza?

Beats me.

This discussion reminds me: Back in the election of 2008, when Donald Trump was seeking the Republican Party's nomination, he answered a reporter's questions while sitting down to a slice of pizza. . . but he was eating it with a fork and knife.

I knew right then that I could never vote for him, 'cause it's flat-out un-American to eat pizza with a fork and knife. My baseline standard for any seeker of the presidency is that he or she must be American.

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Some Schmo wrote:
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.


You poor bastard. :sad:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:41 am 
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The only way to redeem a pizza is by adding pineapple.


You poor bastard. :sad:

Hey, I can't count the number of times a group of us will be ordering pizza, and I'll say, "We need at least one Hawaiian - that's the only kind I'll eat" and when the stack of pizzas comes, everyone suddenly seems to love ham and pineapple, while there are plenty of leftovers of the pepperoni and vegetarian.

So you can claim you don't like pineapple on pizza, but everyone who says that's a big fat liar (in my experience).

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You poor bastard. :sad:

Hey, I can't count the number of times a group of us will be ordering pizza, and I'll say, "We need at least one Hawaiian - that's the only kind I'll eat" and when the stack of pizzas comes, everyone suddenly seems to love ham and pineapple, while there are plenty of leftovers of the pepperoni and vegetarian.

So you can claim you don't like pineapple on pizza, but everyone who says that's a big fat liar (in my experience).


Dude, it's okay, you don't have to explain. Someday I hope you'll seek help. :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:05 am 
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Dude, it's okay, you don't have to explain. Someday I hope you'll seek help. :lol:

But... but... I had a traumatic pizza experience when I was ten, vomited just before I got to the bathroom, and I've never fully recovered from that awful taste of regurgitated pizza...

Oh wait. You meant a professional. Got it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:52 pm 
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Okay - I'm feeling guilty and I really need to get something off my chest.

I love pineapple on my pizza. As a matter of personal opinion, the only thing better than pineapple on a pizza is double pineapple on a pizza,

I feel better now! :smile:


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:09 pm 
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1. If you put pineapple on a pizza, you are committing cultural genocide.

Oh, this has nothing to do with it. At least for me. I just see the application of pineapple on to any pizza as a heinously bad decision.

I’ll openly admit that I’m just very (irrationally, perhaps?) biased in this regard. But I’m not changing my mind. :smile:


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