General conference
Over and done again
More s*** to eat

kairos and thews:

Haikus have a 5-7-5 syllable pattern:

The first line has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third line has five syllables.

Now go thou and sin no more.

And it came to pass, that ex-Mo missionary to Japan, Doctor Shades, corrected the westerners on the proper syllable count in the three lines of a haiku, and the rebuked westerners went forth either to avoiding haiku composition altogether or using the correct five, seven, five syllable pattern. So saith the haiku god.

Which is precisely as it should be.

Brought to you by



Brigham Young and his sex poodle!

Sincerely,

Thomas S. Monson
President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Joseph Smith Jr.
Egyptian Translator

Mormon apostles make appearances of righteousness
but inwardly they are ravenous wolves

Mormon apostles sit humbly in their velvet red chairs
but inwardly all their needs are provided for many times fold

Mormon apostles walk about as saints bow before them
but they are stiffnecked and jacked up in their pride

Mormon apostles never talk about their sins
but all of them have stories that could be told

I would like to hear about fornication sins committed by the apostles! I would like to hear about the sexual teenage sins committed by the apostles. Do tell!

Paul O

PAUL:

Damn it, a haiku consists of THREE LINES.

The first line has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third line has five syllables.

GET IT RIGHT!!

Maybe he was writing a sonnet... or an epic poem.

Then he needs to start a new thread.

Agree. I think he was sharing Texas haiku.
;-)

I'm a renegade! Consider me an apostate poster on your lovely Mormon board. I love to do things wrong. I'm a pervert.

Paul O

Maybe I just need you to hold me and kiss me. Have you ever thought of that?

Paul O

Paul is his own man, living outside the rules.

The Church is true

The prophet leads us

I love my mommy and daddy

I love the prophet

Jesus name amen

Paul O

I'll help you out this one time, before you get berated again for not writing a proper Haiku.

The Church is true and
Joseph Smith was a prophet
Was that so hard, Paul?

Attention
Paul
Haiku!


Church is twu
Name Jesus
Amen

The Church ain't true and
Joseph Smith ain't a profit
Was that so hard, Dick?

Paul O

i know jesus loves me
i know profit is true
jesus name




amen


Paul O

Church is true
book is blue
so are you

What does disist mean? I have to go look that one up in the dictionary.

Paul O