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Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:08 pm
by moksha
We have been asked to refrain from using the words Mormon and LDS by President Nelson. The new word which we are supposed to use in place of Mormon to honor the request of President Nelson is Cojcolds.

The new Mormon name Cojcolds is pronounced "codge colds". It is quite a mouth full but it is respecting the wishes of the former Mormon Church.

Hope all you ex-Cojcolds are able to comply without too much difficulty.


--- You can continue to use Pastafarians since the Flying Spaghetti Monster has made no similar requests, despite the hollow boasts of that lout Rigatoni ---

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:39 am
by DrW
As a point of general interest, we Pastafarians (analogous to the now disfavored term Mormons) remain free to use FSM (analogous to Cojcolds' now disfavored term LDS). We also have no issues with The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

In fact, Pastafarians are free to do pretty much whatever they feel appropriate (in general accordance with the Golden Rule) without perceived disrespect, insult, or sin against His Noodley Goodness.

Best of all, we Pastafarians can simply forget about religion for extended periods of time and still be warmly welcomed should we elect to sit down to a delicious spaghetti feast with fellow Pirates.

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:01 pm
by Maksutov
DrW wrote:As a point of general interest, we Pastafarians (analogous to the now disfavored term Mormons) remain free to use FSM (analogous to Cojcolds' now disfavored term LDS). We also have no issues with The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

In fact, Pastafarians are free to do pretty much whatever they feel appropriate (in general accordance with the Golden Rule) without perceived disrespect, insult, or sin against His Noodley Goodness.

Best of all, we Pastafarians can simply forget about religion for extended periods of time and still be warmly welcomed should we elect to sit down to a delicious spaghetti feast with fellow Pirates.

Ramen, DrW!

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:59 pm
by Amore
moksha wrote:We have been asked to refrain from using the words Mormon and LDS by President Nelson. The new word which we are supposed to use in place of Mormon to honor the request of President Nelson is Cojcolds.

The new Mormon name Cojcolds is pronounced "codge colds". It is quite a mouth full but it is respecting the wishes of the former Mormon Church.

Hope all you ex-Cojcolds are able to comply without too much difficulty.


--- You can continue to use Pastafarians since the Flying Spaghetti Monster has made no similar requests, despite the hollow boasts of that lout Rigatoni ---

:lol:
Ok, thanks for the important revelation. (I coulda had a V-8!) I do have a question, Brother Moksha. What is a coj and will you bare your testimony about why it must be colds?

Just after I asked you that question, I happened to find this - must be revelation!!!!

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So, now I propose that next Sunday’s opening hymn be https://youtu.be/QrY9eHkXTa4 ... By the raise of the right toe everyone manifest... any opposable toes? It’s unanimous!!!!

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:06 am
by moksha
Be thankful that the Church of Ziontology (Ziontologists) was not chosen to replace Mormon Church (Mormons).

Why? Just COZ.

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:15 pm
by Amore
moksha wrote:Be thankful that the Church of Ziontology (Ziontologists) was not chosen to replace Mormon Church (Mormons).

Why? Just COZ.

:)
Moksha, I hate to break it to you, but “what’s in a name”?

I just heard preaching in Sacrament meeting that reflected zionist ideologies... https://rense.com//general60/zcre.htm

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:10 am
by mikegriffith1
I am surprised that this thread was deemed appropriate for the celestial forum.

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:13 am
by Lemmie
mikegriffith1 wrote:I am surprised that this thread was deemed appropriate for the celestial forum.

Why?

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:52 am
by Maksutov
Here, Mike.

It's Nice Day. Put on your Nice Clothes and go down to the Nice Place. Sit there with the Nice People and sing Nice Songs. Think Nice Thoughts. Hear a Nice Talk. Have some Nice Prayers. Go home and enjoy your Nice Feeling.

Isn't it Nice?

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:22 pm
by moksha
Remember:
"CTHULHU SAVES... in case he gets hungry later!"

The golden rule is not just the decor plan of Trump's apartment.

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:32 pm
by mocnarf
mikegriffith1 wrote:I am surprised that this thread was deemed appropriate for the celestial forum.


Is comedy not allowed in the celestial forum? Have you no sense of humor?

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:59 pm
by grindael
I suggest listening to some Perfume. It will induce a blissful state of understanding and tolerance.

Re: Respecting Religious Beliefs and Requests

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:02 pm
by Maksutov
mocnarf wrote:
mikegriffith1 wrote:I am surprised that this thread was deemed appropriate for the celestial forum.


Is comedy not allowed in the celestial forum? Have you no sense of humor?


:lol: :lol: :lol: Oops.