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 Post subject: The Chosen: Part 2 - The Mormon Question
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Chosen: Part 2 - The Mormon Question
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:05 am 
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"If Jesus was a Jew and a Mormon, why is he not a Jew, according to neo-Nazis? Are they just ____ crazy?"


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"Is Smokey's avatar supposed to be one of Joseph Smith's 'moon men'? Where is his Quaker hat?"


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"How many Mormons believe that the Nazis never killed any Jews during WWII, as Smokey claims?" *

* maybe, three?


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"Why would Smokey claim to be LDS, but then post doctored photos and fabricated quotes promoting Holocaust denialism and general hatred of Jews?"

(So many Mormon questions! What a topic!)


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"Do Mormons share Smokey's conviction that Jews "push, plan and run all of" chemtrails and fluoridated water efforts?"


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"How many posts will Smokey add to this thread about The Mormon Question before finally throwing up an image of a grinning, hook-nosed individual?"


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 Post subject: Re: The Chosen: Part 2 - The Mormon Question
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:00 am 
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"Chosen people," especially one used to elevate one people over another, is akin to blasphemy. It denies a just and merciful God.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:10 am 
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Shorter Smokey: “I’ll say, ‘Race doesn’t matter,’ except that now I’m going to start posting a whole bunch of crazy neo-nazi stuff and will attempt to disparage certain ‘races’...“


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 6:43 am 
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I actually agree that race doesn’t matter, so let’s leave race out of it.

Unfortunately the church I grew up in doesn’t believe this statement of yours. According to the prophets, God cares about race.


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 Post subject: Re: The Chosen: Part 2 - The Mormon Question
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:40 am 
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Smokey wrote:
First, I want to say it again, and be very clear: Race is irrelevant in the eyes of God.
I don’t see how you can make this statement. You have no idea what is or isn’t relevant to God, you only have what other people have claimed is or isn’t relevant to God.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:44 am 
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From the same book as the images posted by Smokey, two pages further in:

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Lol. Those poor Aryans.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:49 am 
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More from the same book. This is what informs Smokey's mindset:

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Hey, outdated racism and stunted historical opinions are what are the cool kids are dabbling in these days, right? ; )


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 Post subject: Re: The Chosen: Part 2 - The Mormon Question
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:52 am 
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Smokey, are these your actual images you are posting? Or just from shared images from magaimg.net? I just want to understand if this is YOUR story or simply your are spreading the word.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:58 am 
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Unsurprisingly, Smokey has been miseducated by reading outdated books filled with assertions based on bad science.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:07 am 
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Our particular clown has decided being a Mormon groyper is the way he would carry out this mission. There’s a lot of alt-right /pol/ crossover with this deznat thing, which is a bit over a year old.

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 Post subject: Re: The Chosen: Part 2 - The Mormon Question
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:12 am 
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If you want to see some weird cult behavior check out:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JPBellum/sta ... 9995253760

Also, read this article:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-cult- ... -community

Tip o’ the cap to RI for sleuthing the DezNat cult movement out.

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