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 Post subject: The Holy Prepuce
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:01 am 
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Where is it? Surely if the LDS church is really the restored church heavenly father would see to it that it would be gathered home to be protected in the church vaults.
Or did it disappear when Christ was resurrected? Does anyone know where it is? I couldn't find it on ebay.

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 Post subject: Re: The Holy Prepuce
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:19 pm 
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I had to google the word "prepuce." Glad I didn't do it on my work computer.

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 Post subject: Re: The Holy Prepuce
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:51 am 
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Well, Jesus Christ.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:54 am 
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You do realize, I hope, that there are churches in North Africa that are built around this very relic?


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 Post subject: Re: The Holy Prepuce
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:08 am 
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spotlight wrote:
Where is it? Surely if the LDS church is really the restored church heavenly father would see to it that it would be gathered home to be protected in the church vaults.
Or did it disappear when Christ was resurrected? Does anyone know where it is? I couldn't find it on ebay.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:12 am 
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Reattached at the resurrection.

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