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 Post subject: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 9:51 pm 
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Knowing your sense of humor, I know you will get a kick out of this:

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/ ... o-20160429

You MUST watch the video. There is a portion in there where he gives all of the secret handshakes from the endowment ceremony.

Enjoy! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 10:28 pm 
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Behold, I swore to never reveal the secret name of the first token of the Aaronic priesthood when I was endowed in the Seattle temple in 1982. I swore with an oath on pain of death, I would not reveal it!

But, I hereby betray the church and reveal my new name to the whole world!

My new name is: MICHAEL

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(____ you, Elohim, you bastard!)

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 Post subject: Re: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2016 10:45 am 
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My name was Isaac. I was so ____ up by the ceremony I gave Isaiah as my new name at the veil. They caught it probably since everyone vets the same new name on a given day.

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 Post subject: Re: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 12:21 am 
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nice.

https://www.ldsliving.com/Neon-Trees-LD ... ce/s/63655

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 Post subject: Re: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 12:30 am 
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I wonder if the drummer is still an active member...

https://www.Mormon.org/elaine

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2016 6:44 am 
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I play my tokens and signs to music. Got Joe-blow Smith hung up on the wall.

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 Post subject: Re: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:33 pm 
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Is that your actual picture Shulem? Or did you just cut and paste one?

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 Post subject: Re: A special treat for Polygamy Porter and Paul
PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:38 pm 
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I was somewhat disappointed, as my real first name is "James" and my temple name was Jacob. What a rip-off.


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