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 Post subject: ldsfaqs is a bastard
PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:51 pm 
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I just want to say, "____ YOU" ldsfaqs you jerk!

You whining piece of crap. You're cursed and hell will swallow you up for the piece of ____ you are.

And guess what? Your scriptures COMMAND you to forgive me and even bless me. Forgive me as commanded by scripture or suffer the wrath of an offended Heavenly Father. You whining little turd.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:30 am 
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Brother ldsfaqs,

Reach your hand through the hole in the veil of the temple and give unto me the name of the token.

What is the name of the token?

The name is: Rosy-palm.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:17 pm 
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ldsfaqs is a jackMormon who is like the wave of the sea, driven by the wind and tossed.

Screw you, ldsfaqs.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 7:45 pm 
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ldsfaqs is a bastard Mormon...

:lol: I'm not a fan of ldsfaqs either, but should we drag his mom into this?

How are you doing, Paul? I hope all is well.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:48 am 
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:lol: I'm not a fan of ldsfaqs either, but should we drag his mom into this?

How are you doing, Paul? I hope all is well.


ldsfaqs is the whiniest THING to ever grace this board. Anything bad said about him is well deserved. It's a toss up who is dumber: ldsfaqs or Tobin. Peas in a pod.

As for me, I'm doing okay.

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PS. f*** you, Shades. You can't judge me. I'm am the god of this board.

I can't judge you, but I can impose a common-sense caveat on your posting habits: Please ensure that you have been alcohol-free for at least 24 hours prior to making a post.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:25 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
I can't judge you, but I can impose a common-sense caveat on your posting habits: Please ensure that you have been alcohol-free for at least 24 hours prior to making a post.

Thanks in advance.


That's pretty good advice, thank you. I've posted a lot of nasty things in anger while drinking. I was venting.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:37 pm 
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Hey ldsfaqs,

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Oh shut the f*** up you little c***. Whether I drink or not it is the same. What I say is what I feel and what I feel is what I say -- alcohol or no alcohol. Get that through your f*****g head. I am who I am.

There is a qualitative difference between the posts made by Shulem and the posts made by alcohol. Please only share Shulem's thoughts, because alcohol's thoughts are essentially libelous and borderline pornographic (and thus beyond the pale of even the Telestial Forum).

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:14 am 
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Hey ldsfaqs,

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Okay. It gives me something to think about.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:21 am 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
There is a qualitative difference between the posts made by Shulem and the posts made by alcohol. Please only share Shulem's thoughts, because alcohol's thoughts are essentially libelous and borderline pornographic (and thus beyond the pale of even the Telestial Forum).


Right. I can get downright nasty when drinking. Mix that with the anger I feel towards the church and I tend to lash out.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:22 am 
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Hey ldsfaqs,

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Hey ldsfaqs,

I'll bet you do all kinds of nasty things. Do tell.

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Look at it this way: I'm doing you a favor. I've provided what you need and it fulfills you, Shades. How so, you may be asking? You love to moderate. You love your red pen. It's a part of who you are.

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Please utterly deny me any opportunity for empowerment or fulfillment from now on.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2015 1:43 pm 
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Please utterly deny me any opportunity for empowerment or fulfillment from now on.


You disappoint me, Shades. Oh well.

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Shulem wrote:
ldsfaqs is a bastard Mormon...

:lol: I'm not a fan of ldsfaqs either, but should we drag his mom into this?

How are you doing, Paul? I hope all is well.


No, we need not drag his mom into it. So, I've edited my post which is the right thing to do.

(pat me on the back)

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Shulem wrote:
PS. f*** you, Shades. You can't judge me. I'm am the god of this board.

I can't judge you, but I can impose a common-sense caveat on your posting habits: Please ensure that you have been alcohol-free for at least 24 hours prior to making a post.

Thanks in advance.


That's pretty good advice, thank you. I've posted a lot of nasty things in anger while drinking. I was venting.

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That's pretty good advice, thank you. I've posted a lot of nasty things in anger while drinking. I was venting.


This is a good place to vent! It does no harm and can be very cathartic. I think your journey is one of the most interesting on this board, Paul. You were maybe the first person I chatted with when I first joined. I think it was when you first became angry with the Church.

I'm glad you are still here! :biggrin:

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:22 pm 
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I'm glad you are still here! :biggrin:


Well, my exit from the church followed with a lot of anger and the desire to lash out at the church was magnified. I was angry that I had wasted so much of my time and energy in the church.

Having lived in the closet as a gay Mormon was just too much for me.

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Quasimodo wrote:
I'm glad you are still here! :biggrin:


Well, my exit from the church followed with a lot of anger and the desire to lash out at the church was magnified. I was angry that I had wasted so much of my time and energy in the church.

Having lived in the closet as a gay Mormon was just too much for me.

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Glad to hear you can be authentic now. I'm sure you're in a much better place at this time.


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Shulem wrote:
That's pretty good advice, thank you. I've posted a lot of nasty things in anger while drinking. I was venting.


This is a good place to vent! It does no harm and can be very cathartic. I think your journey is one of the most interesting on this board, Paul. You were maybe the first person I chatted with when I first joined. I think it was when you first became angry with the Church.

I'm glad you are still here! :biggrin:

Quas is one of the nicest people here.

Hi Quas..

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Quas is one of the nicest people here.

Hi Quas..


Hi Z!!! Good to see you.

That was very kind of you to say. I've always thought that you are the nicest person here! I hope you are still doing well up there.

Don't be a stranger. :biggrin:

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