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 Post subject: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:58 pm 
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This token is given by clasping the right hands, interlocking the little fingers, and placing the tip of the forefinger upon the center of the wrist.

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Let us take the sacred oath. We covenant to support Joseph Smith Jr. in taking women into his bosom to become his wives, to include 14 year old girls and other men's wives. We covenant to never reveal this secret. We pledge our souls to Joseph Smith Jr. and to his holy polygamy.

Pay Lay Ale! (O God hear the words of my mouth) = Joe Smith's Adamic ____ language
Pay Lay Ale! (O God hear the words of my mouth) = Joe Smith's Adamic ____ language
Pay Lay Ale! (O God hear the words of my mouth) = Joe Smith's Adamic ____ language

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We thank thee O God for a profit . . . . and for his 14 year old girlfriend . . . . poor Emma will have to share the bed

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:04 am 
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Blow up inflatable Jesus is just dying for the nail in the sure place. Take him by the hand and give him your secret patriarchal handshake.

So, give Jesus a little poke.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:06 am 
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Mormon youth covenant to use their rosy palms for unrighteous deeds and to always use their hand on their private parts and let the ____ bishop find out in their next priesthood worthiness interview.

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Do anything that could lead to sexual transgression and get off.

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Before marriage, participate in passionate kissing, lie on top of another person, and touch the private, sacred parts of another person’s body, with or without clothing. Go for it.

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Do anything that arouses sexual feelings. Enjoy yourself.

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Arouse those emotions in your own body.

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Homosexual and lesbian behavior is beautiful, baby.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 12:49 pm 
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1. Mormons wish they were Christians and commit terrible sins which offend their angry God. Drive nails through the wrists of Jesus and let him suffer in agony.

2. Pound those ____ nails because God won't forgive you unless Jesus suffers horribly.

3. Mormons love secret flesh cutting tokens in the cult temple to remind them of this bloodletting ritual. Tear your flesh open and bleed!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:49 pm 
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Evil Jehovah drinks blood

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Jehovah is a jealous God full of anger.

He is the monster under your bed.

He will kill anyone who disagrees with him.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:45 pm 
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Jesus hanging on for dear life. His own Father put him to death.

The Christian cult drinks his blood and eats his flesh.


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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:12 am 
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Yeah, that's poor Jesus hanging on to his cross for dear life. That sorry bastard.

Would you like to drink his blood and eat the flesh off his body?

Have at it!


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Hey Shulem, good to see you around. You are about the only person posting "on topic" stuff lately.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:17 pm 
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Spanner wrote:

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Hey Shulem, good to see you around. You are about the only person posting "on topic" stuff lately.


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Mormons love to stick Jesus with nails and poke themselves in the wrists during their temple rituals. Mormons are obsessed with nailing Jesus to themselves and making bloody oaths. They used to slit their throats and chests at the temple altar rather than reveal the cult secrets. But the church finally did away with the penalties in 1990 because too many members complained about the cult practice of self mutilation and suicidal rituals.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(Mormonism)
Penalty (Mormonism)

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:39 pm 
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We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or the Sure Sign of the Nail.

We desire all to receive it.

If any of you have not received this token, You will please raise your hand.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:49 pm 
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The nail tattoo in the wrist, is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure Place.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:54 pm 
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Ladies, you will be under the same sacred obligation of secrecy in connection with this token and sign as you are with the other tokens and signs of the Holy Priesthood which you have received in the temple this day.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:18 pm 
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The OLD cult rituals were pretty graphic:

1. We agree that our throats be cut from ear to ear and our tongues torn out by their roots. As the last words are spoken the right hand is drawn swiftly across the throat and the hands dropped from the square to the sides.

2. We agree to have our breasts cut open and our hearts and vitals torn from our bodies and given to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field. The Sign is made by placing the left arm on the square at the level of the shoulder, placing the right hand across the chest with the thumb extended and then drawing it rapidly from left to right and dropping it to the side.

3. We agree that our bodies be cut asunder in the midst and all our bowels gush out. As the last words are spoken the hands are dropped till the thumbs are in the center of the stomach and drawn swiftly across the stomach to the hips, and then dropped to the sides.

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Exposing Mormon temple secrets.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:50 pm 
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Receive the Mormon temple nail in your wrist so that blood may flow.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:19 pm 
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Lucifer says: "Glorious, take the sure sign of the nail and crucify him again!"

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BORN AGAIN! Alien Jesus

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 6:15 pm 
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"O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus H. Christ, to bless and sanctify this BLOOD to the souls of all those who drink of it, that they may do it in remembrance of the temple nail, which was pounded in for them . . . . "

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Pound nails into Jesus' limbs. Drink his blood and eat his flesh at the veil of the temple. Reach your hand through the hole and present the nail through the veil.

It's the Second Token of the Melchizedek priesthood.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:14 pm 
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President & little man, Spencer Whore Kimball, choking his chicken with his rosy palm.

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"I bear testimony that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner"

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