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 Post subject: Re: How would you reform the LDS temple experience?
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:25 am 
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Shulem wrote:
Rambo wrote:
7. BBQ steaks are served in the Celestial room.


And oral sex.

Paul O


People would be converting to the Mormon church by the millions!


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 Post subject: Re: How would you reform the LDS temple experience?
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:44 am 
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I say do away with the flimsey veil and just go for it. Once your partner starts putting his hand around you and feeling your hands, feel free to get arroused and reach for his zipper. Then back his ass up against the wall and give him the sure sign of the nail right where it really counts with the end of the mallet.

Make him beg for mercy in the name of jezzus!

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 Post subject: Re: How would you reform the LDS temple experience?
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:50 am 
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I would love to stand atop the altar and dance with nothing but my tight orange bakini undies. Then turn around and shake my moon to all the ladies and make them gasp with delight!

Then, I would dare God to strike me down -- I might even call him a bastard right there while dancing on his altar. When finished, I would get down and laugh. Then go home.

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