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 Post subject: Horny Holy Joe made Mormon Jesus his Bitch
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:02 pm 
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Because Mormon Jesus is a Pussy, Horny Holy Joe was able to introduce Old Testament doctrine into supposed Mormon Jesus doctrine. This includes the law of polygamy, the law of tithing, the law of concentration, the law of earning heavenly reward, the law of temple ordinances, the law of the council of fifty, the law of the standing army, the law of the nail your neighbors wife, the law of pedophilia, the law of being stupid in all things, the law of the word of wisdom, the law of the haves get all that the have nots have, the law of commerce disguised as religion, the law of lying to your wife in the name of Mormon Jesus, and all other manner of evils and ills.

Way to go Pussy Mormon Jesus.

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 Post subject: Re: Horny Holy Joe made Mormon Jesus his Bitch
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:11 pm 
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This is just noise.

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 Post subject: Re: Horny Holy Joe made Mormon Jesus his Bitch
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:17 pm 
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This is Mormon Discussions.

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 Post subject: Re: Horny Holy Joe made Mormon Jesus his Bitch
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:25 pm 
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jskains wrote:
This is Mormon Discussions.


Very little of Mormon discussions resembles the OP. His post sounds more like the rants at exmormon.com

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Parley P. Pratt wrote:
We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:
There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.


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 Post subject: Re: Horny Holy Joe made Mormon Jesus his Bitch
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:33 pm 
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Buffalo wrote:
jskains wrote:
This is Mormon Discussions.


Very little of Mormon discussions resembles the OP. His post sounds more like the rants at exmormon.com


Paul O sounds like this all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Horny Holy Joe made Mormon Jesus his Bitch
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:46 pm 
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jskains wrote:

Paul O sounds like this all the time.

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That's two.

Imagine if we judged all apologists based on you and Pahoran. :wink:

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