Oh Joe Smith, you turn me on! Tell me more of those Explanations of Facsimile No. 3. They turn me on!! Oh baby!



Mormon prophets are good for laughs! Tie them up and tickle them till they cry, "Uncle"!

LOL -- Monson is a PIMP!

Paul O

Oh the beer is flowing tonight.

JMS

Perhaps he'll open a thread down in the telestial board?

Or, he can PM me and tell me about his wiener. I'm all ears. I've learned that Mormons are very intune with their wieners and how they don't get used enough. Must be lack of moderation on their part? I'm sure I can help poor jskains.

Paul O

No I am done with the playground. I'm trying out the supposedly more adult areas for serious discussion.

Lets see if Shades actually means it.

It's called a Dachshund. That's what mature adults call it.

JMS

Bear me your testimony how you KNOW the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 in your scriptures are true. Make me laugh! Give me some of that testimony foam!

Joe Smith was testifying with his zipper down. You do the same, boy. Tell me you KNOW the Explanations are true and correct.

Make me laugh. Mormons are clowns in a circus to be laughed at. They are like r******* people on disability! Spencer Whore Kimball bore witness, YOU can too!

Paul O

I would actually willingly bet my right arm that most of society would laugh more at the absolute incoherence of the junk you post.

JMS

The Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are worth their weight in gold. Thank you, Joe Smith!

Mormons are dodos!

Go read a book or, two. You're dumb.



Paul O

Actually I can speak quite well. My vocal cords work pretty good. Thanks for your concern though.

JMS

You're no better than the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3. Everyone around here pretty much puts you on that level. You can't even read Egyptian you silly boy.

You're toast. You're not even valid! You, like Joe Smith, are a joke! So, take Facismile No. 3 and hike on back to Utah and crawl into the hole you came out of.



Paul O

Alrighty then. Someone's brain has ceased and needs some WD40

How about you provide some intelligent Explanations to the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3? Just write your answers here for everyone to read them. We all know you're just another dumb Mormon who doesn't know jack about the Pearl of Great Price.

What's the king's name? How about you ask Tommy-boy Monson? I'll bet Tommy-boy Monson doesn't even know the name.

Mormons are dumb.

Paul O

Some are. I know one that had throat cancer and can no longer speak. But most have good use of speech capacity. You seem obsessed with those who can't talk.

What's the king's name in Facsimile No. 3? What do mature people call it?

PS. You, like Joe Smith, can't read Egyptian!



Paul O

What's the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3 -- you Mormon liar?

Put up or shut up. You Mormons love to make things up. People are sick of it. Intelligent people with a serious education don't fall for Mormon revelations unless they are crooked people. Everyone knows that the Explanations of Facismile No. 3 are simply more Mormon lies!

It's been proven that the Mormon revelations are false.

Paul O

What would you have me do in order to "tighten it up?"

I predict that the measures jskains suggests would result in jskains being ineligible for participation on the board!

Is Bro Skains riding off into the sunset?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzsiM6erE8

I'm glad you've been amused by publicly embarrassing yourself and the LDS church. Everyone needs a hobby. :)

That's the humor. I have plenty of people I have talked to that find you guys and your behavior far more embarrassing. Other than your group's own back patting, outside of here this place is regarded as a joke and many ex-LDS have tried to convince me this is not an example of who they are.

JMS

Links, or it didn't happen.