What if David Archuleta gets hurt on his stupid mission?

Polygamy-Porter · **Joined:** Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:07 pm **Posts:** 4489

That poor kid.

Suckered into a high pressure sales job for LDS INC in of all places, god forsaken South America! His only hope is to score some fine english pussy while there. Boise Idaho would be a step up.

He must not be very popular in South America? Otherwise why would the leaders of LDS Inc send him there? I am sure they don't want all of the girl missionaries asking him for the laying on of hands and choir directors asking him for a sing-a-long here in the popular missions.

STFU in advance ldsfaqs and why me. There is no god, and especially no CEO god named Elohim that picks where to send the unwitting salesmen.

It will suck if he get hurt or sick out there and jeopardizes his music career.

Shulem · **Posted:** Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:15 am

Well, I would hope that David has a gay streak and could get a little boy touch on his mission. That would be so sweet. But, since the vast majority of men are not gay, I'll guess, as the odds are, he'll have to settle for tuna fish.

Never mind pussy. Boy touch is awesome! Boys with boys!! Yum.

:lol:

Paul O

Yoda · **Posted:** Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:27 am

Shulem wrote:

Well, I would hope that David has a gay streak and could get a little boy touch on his mission. That would be so sweet. But, since the vast majority of men are not gay, I'll guess, as the odds are, he'll have to settle for tuna fish.

Never mind pussy. Boy touch is awesome! Boys with boys!! Yum.

:lol:

Paul O

There are no straight men...only straight men who have not met Paul! :wink:

Nomomo · **Posted:** Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:33 am

Shulem wrote:

Well, I would hope that David has a gay streak and could get a little boy touch on his mission. That would be so sweet. But, since the vast majority of men are not gay, I'll guess, as the odds are, he'll have to settle for tuna fish.

Never mind pussy. Boy touch is awesome! Boys with boys!! Yum.

:lol:

Paul O

What a fricken HeyMa

ludwigm · **Posted:** Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:36 am

Shulem wrote:

Boys with boys!! Yum.

:lol:

Paul O

As usual, girls are underprivileged.

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hatersinmyward · **Joined:** Mon May 09, 2011 9:12 pm **Posts:** 674

Drama will start and He'll probably end up assisting the mission president.

Jimmer got released from his classes at BYU because his status affected the learning environment.

What if David Archuleta gets hurt on his stupid mission?

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