Die, autocorrect, die!!! I hate your -fucking guts! You are not a smart machine at all and you don't know what I mean! If you can't understand what I mean you have no business correcting me! You are a stupid piece of -shit! I loathe you, autocorrect, I do!



-DH does not *always* mean DH so stop ASSuming! Leave it the -fuck alone! Sometimes it means DarkHelmet or Damn Husband and that will be clear from the context of the comment it is used in. So butt the -fuck out!

When I type -fer it is -fer a reason. If I wanted to type for I would type f.o.r.!!! Leave it alone!!!

-DW could probably mean other things and besides the fact Dear Wife looks stupid! Just leave it the -fuck alone! Stop trying to change things. Everyone who has been online for more than a week knows what -DW stands for on a message board in the context it is supported by!!!!! My god!

-JG should not be changed to JG!!! She *likes* it when people call her -JG, it is cute and endearing! Leave -JG the -fuck alone!!! What the -fuck else is -JG going to mean when it is used to answer a post of hers??????????? Trust the participants here, dear -fucking autocorrect!

-BoM...come ON! Everyone on boards like this *know* what -BoM stands for. There is no good reason to change it to Book of Mormon. The same goes for -BoA and D&C. Oh look! You don't correct D&C?!?!?!?! What the -fuck? People might think we are talking about a medical procedure for women! Alert the machine!!! How can we go on with D&C not being autocorrected???????????

Autocorrect you are a bastard! Look, if I want to say -prolly there is a reason for it! Do not mess with -prolly. If I wanted to say probably I would type it the -fuck out!!!

Everyone knows when -JS is referring to Joseph Smith. My god, it does not need to be automatoned into the full name. And why aren't all the other leader names turned into the full name? -Srsly??????

THANK GOD! At least you didn't -fuck with -srsly. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! And I have bb. Love you, bb. bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb bb

I want the master autocorrect list.

I agree. I think the auto correct is a -fucker. I want to be able to say "-fuck" when ever I want to without stupid auto correct getting in my -fucking way.

Paul O

Completely agree. One cannot even type a word like 'a-while' (minus the dash). It autocorrects to 'a while'.

I despise it. I really, really despise it.

And I have for a while.

Oh my -fucking god! How annoying! Thanks for adding to my list. I really need a list of all the auto-shit.

Do you feel strongly about this, just me? :D

I agree that "autocorrect' is mostly useless and fouls thing up a bit.

How could you tell? ;)

Thanks for sharing your feelings on this issue, guys.

I have taken it to the Moderator Forum for discussion.

In which -JG rants her blessed ass off!!!

BFF


Yeah! Leave -JG the -fuck alone! You stupid mutha -fuckin' auto correct, who the hell asked you to change the nick name of my screen name???? If people want to call me -JG, who the hell are you to take away their FREE SPEECH??????

Who died and made you the boss of my screen name???? Do you have ANY idea how many people know me as -JG???

Of course you don't! You don't HAVE any ideas of your own. You simply do what you are programmed to do! Moron!

-Fuck off! -Fuck off yesterday! -Fuck off and take your robotic auto correction with you! Go auto correct the Spam Bots!!!

We are PEOPLE!!

TIA!!!

Oh for the good ole days when a mod had to change every bad word manually including f*** and s***. And Droopy could say -cant with impunity.

Testify!!!!

Awww, you edited your comment, -JG!

OOPS! I missed one. Thanks for pointing it out to me. Be right back. . .

You should probably never get an Iphone Just me. Apple's autocorrect is even more draconian than Shades'.

I'd like a list of the autocorrects. TIA

You know, I thought this place was a place of freedom of expression.

I guess not.

You are allowed to call women sluts, whores and bitches.

You can call men dicks, douches and pussy's.

But you can't use the term -srsly or -prolly.

Because those would just throw the earth off its axis.

Shades, do you even come to chat for any other purpose than to find chat terms to autocorrect on the board?

Cuz I am not telling you what anything means ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy, it's a good -fucking thing that -srsly got added to that list! SINCE IT HAS ONLY EVER BEEN USED HERE ON THIS THREAD AND NEVER BEFORE ON THE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phew! Crisis averted!

Apparently Shades is only in favor of free speech when the speech in question youzez koreckt spellinks and punkshuashun.

i no write?!?!?!