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 Post subject: Welcome to the temple, G-n-R style
PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:50 am 
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A most excellent post by KimberlyAnn over on RfM

I guarantee you will ROTF and LYFAO!

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WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE
Sung to the tune of G-n-R's "Welcome to the Jungle"

Welcome to the temple,
All you guys and dames,
We got all the tokens you need
You’d better remember the names
In your packet you will find
Everything you need,
Robes, sashes, funny hats
Aprons with stitched-on leaves

In the temple
Welcome to the temple
At the altar hit your knees, knees
It’s eternity you need

Welcome to the temple
May you serve with joy today
If you want it you’re gonna tithe
But that’s the price you pay
Veil your faces Mormon girls
Men, don your baker’s hat please,
You can learn the handshakes
But you won’t get them for free

In the temple,
Welcome to the temple
Feel my my my my
Patriarchal grip squeeze
I, I wanna endow you, please!

Welcome to the temple
It’s the same here everyday
Ya learn to live like a zombie
In the edifice where we pray
The ceremony that you will see
Is a rip off from Masonry
You can choose to walk out
But you’ll be damned for eternity

In the temple
Welcome to the temple
At the altar hit your knees, knees
It’s eternity you need

And when you’re Gods you’ll never
Ever want to come down, come down, come down, come down, yeeeeaaaahhh

You know where you are?
You’re in the temple, baby
You’ll oath to die

In the temple
Welcome to the temple
At the alter hit your knees, knees
In the temple
Welcome to the temple
Feel my my my my grip’s squeeze

In the temple
Welcome to the temple
At the altar hit your knees, knees

In the temple
Welcome to the temple
Watch it bring you to your
It’s gonna bring you down!
Ha!


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 1:30 pm 
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Brothers and sisters of Shady Acres, I present you with a Thread Resurrection !

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:37 pm 
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This is awesome. I used to spoof with Eminem lyrics. No mental space now....

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