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LOL!! ROTFL!!!! Ain't laughed so hard for a long time!! Just added 10 years to my life!!

In the 80's a young brother of my son-in-law was having his Deacon's interview. Bishop asked, "are you living the WoW?" "Yes." "Are you paying tithing?" "As much as i can." "How about masturbation?" Deacon wasn't quite sure what that was, but felt he should keep on the same positive track... "When ever i can." This is sworn to be true!!!

My first week as a BP one of the youth, 17+/- asked to talk to me. He confided a problem with masturbation. That masturbation warranted confession was beyond my ken. I simply told him it's no sin, and "you'll eventually grow out of it." That was at a time when i thought would be the case....

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I simply told him it's no sin, and "you'll eventually grow out of it."


Too bad our church leaders never grew out of it.


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I've got more along those lines. let me know if you want me to post em. i think it might be a good idea to make an entire thread in the off topic section on just funny pics

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You guys are a riot. I hope Juliann and Sput can can cross reference this under both humor and pornography in their files.

BTW, I assume this is the same Apostle Mark E. Peterson who has been quoted recently in the national press as saying blacks could only enter the celestial kingdom as servants if they were worthy. I assume they would have have to be servants on a lesser kingdom if they misbehaved, did not step to with prompt or sassed She-Who-Has-No-Name.

They could have eased poor Mitt's embarrassment (as well as other Mormons) with a well placed apology back when.

On with the Masturbation!

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How much longer until this thread gets demoted?

By the way: How did Popeye get forearms this big?

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oh gods.....too f***in funny!

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I don't know why this wasent posted already. But i think you should all know about the #1 christian porn site. www.xxxchurch.com

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Prepare for the jump to the Telestial Kingdom......

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwJAMTUy9hY

I'm bringing out the heavy hitters. Try Rodney Carrington.

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haha, I've got that song

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BTW, I assume this is the same Apostle Mark E. Peterson who has been quoted recently in the national press as saying blacks could only enter the celestial kingdom as servants if they were worthy.


Yep. Not sure why he was so anti-black and anti-masturbation. Maybe he caught his wife masturbating to a picture of Sidney Poiter.


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Yep. Not sure why he was so anti-black and anti-masturbation. Maybe he caught his wife masturbating to a picture of....


Richard Pryor?

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Jimi Hendrix?

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Whoopi Goldberg?

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Can I just say never listen to Sgt Peppers when doing a masturbation thread. Some songs just take on a whole new meaning. Let your mind wonder...

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band (what do we do when we're lonely?)

With A Little Help From My Friends (everyone needs help now and again)

Getting Better (It's can't get no worse!)

Fixing A Hole (As a target)

Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite (Very beneficial I might add)

When I'm Sixty-Four (I'll still be pounding the pork sword)

Good Morning Good Morning (Goooodddddddddd Moooooorrrrrrrrrnnnnnnniiiinnnng)

Lovely Rita (What's So Lovely? ..........Oh)

A Day In the Life (Of a Masturbator: Get up, release. Lay down, release. Rehydrate, release)

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