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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 7:57 pm 
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I hear ya! I'm drinking Pinot Noir tonight. What is everyone else drinking?


Drink Jesus blood that oozes from the wound of the nail in the sure place.

CHANT: "Pay, Lay, Ale" -- Hear the words of my ____ mouth while I drink your blood!

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Drink his blood.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 7:06 pm 
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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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O God hear the words of my mouth!

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Drop dead, Russell M. Nelson, you mother ____ [deleted]!

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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 11:13 am 
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this might be the answer to your question?

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/revelation


https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/yo ... h-this-cob

"All you people outside
You feel outrage but you can't feel the pride
That we feel when we are in here
Rakin' in a hundred thirty K a year
So wave your signs in the air
And tell us all about how we just don't care
for the children and their safety
But we back up a leader in the MTC
Who missionaries say that he molested
(with bullhorn) Don't touch the building or you'll be arrested"

"You can't touch this
Can't touch this building, or yourselves
But if you touch a missionary in the basement of the MTC,
we'll still plug your books "

STOP RIGHT THERE Paul .. don't touch that!

Honor TapirDan instead...
https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/tapirback-rider

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/no ... l-egyptian

STOP IT PAUL:

https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/dont-beat-it-2


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PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 5:40 pm 
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Don't Beat It

We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign. Each of you make the sign of the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, by raising both hands high above the head, and while lowering the hands repeating three times the words:

Beat it. Beat it. Beat it.

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____ you, Jehovah, and your [deleted] Mary!

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:57 am 
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Give me Masonic tokens, signs, and Penalties (Wikipedia) at the temple veil. Slit my throat and cut open my bowels if I reveal Joseph's Masonic temple secrets. I'm a 14 year old girl. I'm old enough for Smith to have me now.

Take me, Joseph, I'll have your baby.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:04 pm 
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Sure Sign of the Nail

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The First Token of the Aaronic Priesthood is your new name.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:43 pm 
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I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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IMO SWK was repressed sexuality.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:22 pm 
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sunstoned wrote:
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I bear my testimonkey that revelation came to me while choking my chicken in a most fervent manner

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IMO SWK was repressed sexuality.

The Lord Expects Masturbation
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I masturbate in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

Oh Lord, I [deleted].

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:36 pm 
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Give yourself the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood.

Stick the ____ nail in you! ____ you, Joseph Smith, you Masonic thief!


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Had a few too many again?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:22 pm 
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I think there are many that find this theraputic. I personally love this thread.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:29 pm 
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Tokens and signs of the holy priesthood!

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This is ____ funny as ____! Oh my God!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:29 pm 
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Exiled wrote:
I think there are many that find this theraputic. I personally love this thread.


Thank you, and I totally agree.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:57 pm 
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click the link for a graphic depiction of the temple token:

Sure Sign of the Nail

"We will now give unto you the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail, with its accompanying sign.

This token has reference to the crucifixion of the Savior. When he was placed upon the cross, the crucifiers drove nails through the palms of his hands, then fearing that the weight of his body would cause the nails to tear through the flesh of the hands, they drove nails through his wrists. Hence, in the palm is the Sign of the Nail, and in the wrist is the Sure Sign of the Nail, or the Nail in the Sure place."

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU Mormon THROAT SLITTING CULTISTS!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:30 pm 
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Just for you, man:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:44 pm 
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Good times! Indeed, Anubis in Facsimile No. 3 is a mighty god and deserves to be honored via the memory of the ancient Egyptians. A few threads here on Mormon Discussions:

Facsimile No. 3 printing plate reveals jackal head Anubis
BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3​​ WEBSITE
Olimlah, a slave belonging to the prince.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:30 pm 
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Mormon Temple Cult Ritual

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the Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood,
the Patriarchal Grip,
or Sure Sign of the Nail,
with its accompanying sign.

click here


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:33 pm 
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Take your partner by the patriarchal grip. Grab your partner and Do-si-do!

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Square dancing ought to replace the Freemasonry and other ungodly rituals.

Some of the stuff earlier on this thread is too much. I do agree that human sacrifice is sick - & just as I wouldn’t want to wear a murder weapon on a necklace (as some wear crosses) - I don’t like looking at the bloody pictures. I’m glad you toned it down. It’s funnier when it’s not so dark.

I can relate with some of the pain you feel regarding religion. And thanks again for the laughs. You've helped me feel better through humor.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:54 am 
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Amore wrote:
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Square dancing ought to replace the Freemasonry and other ungodly rituals.

Some of the stuff earlier on this thread is too much. I do agree that human sacrifice is sick - & just as I wouldn’t want to wear a murder weapon on a necklace (as some wear crosses) - I don’t like looking at the bloody pictures. I’m glad you toned it down. It’s funnier when it’s not so dark.

I can relate with some of the pain you feel regarding religion. And thanks again for the laughs. You've helped me feel better through humor.


Often when receiving the first token of the Melchizedek priesthood the temple worker would poke the thumb and finger pretty hard into the palm and back of the hand to make sure you felt the pain from the pretended nail. The symbolism of poking ourselves in the temple with a pretend nail is just bat ____ crazy. So, I figure they can have blood too to go along with it -- hence the graphic and over-the-top images of this thread. It's meant to get one thinking that poking oneself with a nail is going to draw blood. Poking oneself with a pretend nail is going to draw pretend invisible blood even though they can't see it. When a nail punctures flesh there is always blood. Hence, there is invisible blood all over the endowment rooms and veils of the temples. The temple is a bloody mess.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:57 pm 
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:lol: When I’ve had long nails, I might have drawn blood in giving firm hand grips.

Growing up with my siblings - we each had our own weapons - my brother’s was rubber bands, another - bad breath, and my sister - her nails - digging into her enemy. Mine was debate skills. :question:


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