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 Post subject: Woof woof, it's Elder Holland!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:01 am 
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I'm filled with righteous indignation.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:12 am 
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I love it when he shakes his jowls. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:43 am 
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I love it when he shakes his jowls. :lol:

"I'm no dodo" Holland, and "I'm no crook" tricky Dick. More in common that just Republicanism.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:22 pm 
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Woof! Woof! Woof woof!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:01 pm 
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"My name is Jeffrey R. Holland. I'd kill you as just as well look at you."

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:23 am 
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Apostates will burn in hell!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 9:50 pm 
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This guy is repressing on all six cylinders. He knows it is all BS, but he is too far in to come clean now.

I feel sorry for the sick bastard.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 9:36 am 
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I, Darth Holland solemnly covenant and swear that I will cut my own throat rather than deny the Book of Mormon.

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Woof woof!

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I, Jeffrey, solemnly covenant before God, angels and these witnesses, that I will never reveal the Second Token of the Aaronic Priesthood, with its accompanying name and sign.

The name of the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is JEFFREY!


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O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.
O God, hear the words of my mouth.


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Each of you make the sign of the First Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood or Sign of the Nail by bringing the left hand in front of you with the hand in cupping shape, the left arm forming a square; the right hand is also brought forward, the palm down, the fingers close together with the thumb extended. This is the sign.

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Slit your own throat, Jeffrey, here in the temple! You're a ____ hound of hell now.

Perform the temple penalty and fulfill the oath you bastard.


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Elder Holland's testicles bear testimony to what hangs below his chin.

Hey Holland. ____ you! You piece of ____.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 6:15 pm 
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^ Okay, that is really funny. ^

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