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 Post subject: Re: SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD
PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:59 pm 
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Happy Hallelujah Halloween!

The Mormon walking dead receive the temple (haunted house) nail through the veil and eat the flesh of Christ and drink his blood. Stick the unholy nail in you and drink the blood of Jesus! Suck the blood from his bleeding wrists! We desire all to receive it.

Rejoice in drinking Jesus' blood with the sure sign of the nail!


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Second Token of the Melchizedek Priesthood -- Bloody Grip with Nail in your arm!

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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:37 pm 
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SECOND TOKEN OF THE MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD

Get your token and bleed your wrist for the glory of Jesus. His Father [deleted]!

Hallelujah, all is well! All is well!

Bow your head and say, "Yes".


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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, you were doing so well for such a long time. But blatantly pornographic descriptions aren't allowed in the Telestial Forum, either.

Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.]

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:51 pm 
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Dr. Shades wrote:
[MODERATOR NOTE: Shulem, you were doing so well for such a long time. But blatantly pornographic descriptions aren't allowed in the Telestial Forum, either.

Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.]


I honestly don't recall drinking while last posting here in telestial. I thought I put that behind me.

Anyway, what I view as R-rated material seems a bit much for you. In my view, I haven't posted anything x-rated or pornographic in a long time so I'm at a loss.

It seems you have a problem with the way I describe Elohim coming down to copulate with Mary to make baby Jesus. Perhaps, in the future, when bringing this matter up it would be appropriate to simply quote Brigham Young. Then I won't be censored for posting pornographic stuff. Does that sound fair?

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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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Dr. Shades wrote:
Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.

Well hell, what is the fun in that?

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This thread is a classic.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:36 pm 
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RockSlider wrote:
This thread is a classic.


Yep, it's a classic. It certainly makes us think just how gross and bloody it is to think about nails piercing our hands and wrists while chanting bloody rites at the temple altar. The first token of the Melchizedek priesthood is all about piercing a nail into the palm of the hand, compliments of the temple worker all dressed in white -- everyone must get their hands stabbed by the priesthood nail.

Grab your partner by the ____ patriarchal grip or sure sign of the ____ Jesus nail and bleed them through the wrists. Holy mother ____, batman and batgirl.

O God hear the words of my mouth!

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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:29 pm 
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cwald wrote:
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Once more, please do not log into this site when you've been drinking.

Well hell, what is the fun in that?

I hear ya! I'm drinking Pinot Noir tonight. What is everyone else drinking?

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1. Dallin H. Oaks; First Counselor
His temple name for the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is: DALLIN

2. Russell M. Nelson; President of the Church
His temple name for the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is: RUSSELL

3. Henry B. Eyring; Second Counselor
His temple name for the second token of the Aaronic Priesthood is: HENRY

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Foolish zerinus said:

"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:01 pm 
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Shulem, when was the last time you went through the temple?

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cwald wrote:
Shulem, when was the last time you went through the temple?


Jesus Christ. I think it's been almost 9 or 10 years.

I left my bloody nail at the altar of the temple when I told the Holy Ghost to ____ off.

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"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


Nightlion confessed:

"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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Shulem, when was the last time you went through the temple?


Jesus Christ. I think it's been almost 9 or 10 years.

I left my bloody nail at the altar of the temple when I told the Holy Ghost to ____ off.


I hear you. I last went through the temple around 2002. I actually have a TR signed from 2007 which I got just at the request of the stake president to hold my EQP calling. Never used it. I'm embarrassed to admit I got married in the Logan Temple, while my Dad sat outside...couldn't get in because he was smoking cigarettes at the time. God I'm ashamed of that tidbit of my history.

I was fortunate, I guess, to have gone through the temple in 1989 before the church changed the ceremony and tried to bury some of these messy details down the memory hole. I have no doubt that members are already, and will increasingly deny these kind of tokens and penalties were ever part of the most sacred of sacred Mormon temple ceremonies.

But...it's not a cult.

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cwald wrote:
I was fortunate, I guess, to have gone through the temple in 1989 before the church changed the ceremony and tried to bury some of these messy details down the memory hole. I have no doubt that members are already, and will increasingly deny these kind of tokens and penalties were ever part of the most sacred of sacred Mormon temple ceremonies.


Right, future temple patrons will never believe that temple penalties were actual rituals practiced at the altar whereby the newly initiated endowed person covenants to slit their own throats and slash their bowels open rather than reveal the secret names and tokens.

I remember slitting my throat thinking it gave God pleasure because he delights in the shedding of blood. Just more blood to sprinkle on his ____ temple altar.

Right, it's not a cult.

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"Say what you like. The figure which Joseph Smith identifies as the 'slave' is not an image of Anubis, nor is it functioning as Anubis in the image that is displayed."


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"I do admit Joseph Smith faked the facsimile translation. . . Facsimiles. . . lies"


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